What To Expect When Floppy’s Expecting
[BlindGossip] Well, this certainly has been the most incredible pregnancy ever! Bellies growing and shrinking! Breasts swelling and flattening! Prosthetics flopping and popping!
Frankly, all this trickery is exhausting, and hasn’t been nearly as convincing as she hoped it would be. Therefore, Floppy will be keeping a low profile for the next month.
So, she’s not really pregnant, but there will be a baby soon. And Floppy has been very busy behind the scenes shaking that baby money tree! Some money is going out (payments to medical professionals who will swear that they were there for the birth), but much, much more money will be coming in.
She will be making money off of the fake story of the baby’s birth (which will be a C-section for Real Mommy but a “vaginal” delivery for Floppy). And more money off of the baby photos. And the story of how important it is to her that she “breast-feeds” her baby. And the story of how she lost the “baby weight”. And the photos of her “new” body (with no stretch marks!) achieved with grueling workouts and healthy eating. And more stories about how amazingly fast she got back into shape and got back to work. What an incredible woman! Hey, there’s serious money to be made off of this baby, and you can be sure that Floppy will “milk” it for all it’s worth.
RELIGION: Treat it like it's your genitalia. Don't show it off in public, and don't shove it down your children's throats.
This is from bullshit, er, blind gossip. They'd never had printed this if there weren't already rumours about her pregnancy.
Blind Gossip is shit but Beyonce will now forever be Flopeyonce to me now
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OK, I can't sing, I can't act, I'm dumb, I'm a hillbilly, but I can twerk, so whatever.-Miley Cyrus
Great new name but haven't Blnd Gossip already gone down this route & had a blind that we all thought was about her.
Speaking up for sluts everywhere.
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Beyonce is the most obvious and I would love it to be true.
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the pregnant pictures of beyonce in the bikini make me think its real. how would you fake a pregnancy belly in a 2 piece?
Stand up in front of a mirror. Push out your stomach as far as you can. There, congratulations, you've done it! You, too, are as pregnant as Beyonce.
I say Jessica Simpson. Doesn't she already have a Jenny Craig thing in the works
Nah, Jessica's pretty much pregnant all over.
“In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”
― Dr. Seuss
The last picture of Beyonce that I saw I thought her face was looking rounder which is usually a dead giveaway for actually being pregnant.
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