Justin & Cameron
One Randy 'n' Rockin' Blind Vice
Spring fever! It's here, darlings. I knew it was when a very de-lish lass spared no moist detail as she related her mattress mash-up with an action-remake director. Will they meet again?
Oh, who cares! We have better thumpin' things to talk about today. Like, say, crooner Dinky Rider and his pretty damn serious girlfriend, Clenched Class.
Here's what's funny: C.C. is so sumptuous (though some would call the babe prissy) that it's hard to picture her in something as common and practical as...a bus. Yet D.R. is quite the opposite when it comes to moving vehicles (his private parts most definitely included).
There was a concert. Girlies galore were stampeding Mr. R., who was doing his best to shun the horny honeys, as things are superserious between C. 'n' D.
Keep that lovely sentiment in mind while we zoom in on a bus parked backstage for Dinky's private use.
Frantic fans, journalists and roadies milled about, soaking up the fun-ass scene. And then a door opened from Dink's wheels. And a remarkably curvy gal emerged with that look on her face, you know--the glow. Wonder if said peach-puss had anything to do with muffled screams and quiet moans heard prior from same locale? Hmmm.
Two points of note: Mystery bedhead babe is a very different body type from C.C. All they have in common is...well, I won't say. I wouldn't want Clenched to come after me with a blow dryer or anything.
And it ain't
Jay-Z & Beyonce, Heidi Klum & Seal, or Drew Barrymore & Fabrizio Moretti
I have no idea on this......
Justin & Cameron
Cameron is anything but prissy. I'm stumped. Lots of clues, but I can't put them together.
If I can't be a good example, then let me be a horrible warning.
Hillary Duff and that Good Charlotte guy.
Hil's been looking super skinny these days
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban?
I misread......It's not Cam & Justin, I read it to say she would be seen in a school bus and I thought of that MTV show I read she was doing in the wilderness....It's friday
FIVEOFUS.. I think your right. Keith & Nicole:
*have been rumored to be "super serious"
*stampeding refers to rodeo/country....
*Dinky is probably a reference to him being so much shorter than her.
*Nicole is NOT curvy
*Nicole appears to be very uptight "clenched' so to speak
Hillary seems way more outgoing.
"............All they have in common is...well, I won't say. I wouldn't want Clenched to come after me with a blow dryer or anything." Also "...mystery bedhead babe..."
Is this a veiled reference to hair? Was she a redhead? Nicole never has a hair out of place! I vote Nicole and Keith.
Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
- - - Maryon Pearson
Sounds like Nicole & Keith. I'd buy that...
That's who my money would be on....Originally Posted by fiveofus
Chris Martin and Gwynneth Paltrow - oh bugger, they are married. Does that matter?
Why do people say "Grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding! -Betty White
Me too. They are the first couple I thought of.Originally Posted by sweet2071
i think it's keith & nicole, too! i noticed a couple of things that made me really think so...
thought this could be a reference to nicole being a "redhead"Mystery bedhead babe is a very different body type from C.C.
it's commonly known that nicole has naturally curly hair that she usually blow dries straight.I wouldn't want Clenched to come after me with a blow dryer or anything.
randy is slang for horny in Australia, irght? definitely points to nic and keith
Originally Posted by fiveofus
They've got my vote too...that's who came to mind first...
Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.
Definately Nicole & Kieth.
Country guys seem to like fuller figured women too.
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