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    From E! Online...

    One Horsing Around Blind Vice

    Pixie Mixie, your life is becoming more and more like a serialized British comedy that would be far too raunchy and ribald for American audiences. We here in the land of the fruity and the free don't tend to condone racial slurs and messy heroin stains. Try Great Brit, Pix--that's where they use nefarious humor and the C-word like I do overdone adjectives!

    Alas, Pixie is certainly very American. So, she should know better. Or maybe she does, and she just doesn't care; who the eff knows with this broad.

    'Kay. Let's get ugly, shall we?

    It was at a glitzy party in an even glitzier city that Pixie Mixie was relaxing at a table with some of her snootiest, closest friends. Thrilled to see the famous mini-goddess in person, a humble young man approached. He smiled broadly, in a winky way. "I am a star-fucker, and you are a star," he bravely--and totally cojones-equipped--blurted. "See where this is going?"

    But Pixie wasn't in the mood to joke around. "Ewww!" she railed, loud enuff for everyone within several feet to hear. "Get this [racial epithet] away from me!"

    So racist! So bossy! Her tablemates looked around, all horrified.

    Naturally, the fawning fellow fled across the room. Feeling guilty, he sent over an olive branch (the kind Matt Lauer might send to Tom Cruise, say): a plate of French fries and a gravy boat. But Pixie didn't so much as touch the damn food. Instead, she bolted.

    Later in the evening, Pix was back on the scene at a party nearby. Important denizens noticed that something was different about her. A sudden haircut? A new shade of rouge?

    Nope. It was the mustache she had suddenly grown. Not the kind that can be staved off with a little electrolysis at Elizabeth Arden. Nope. Pixie's stache was made of powder. No, not Kate Moss white; this stache was yellow and brown. Yep, heroin lip.

    Oh, Pixie, really? Well, there is something redeeming in all this. Maybe glamour girlfriend only gets racist when she's all smacked out.

    See, I knew we'd end on a positive note!
    It isn't: Lindsey Lohan, Britney Murphy, or Eve



    ****Other people that are not Pixie from previous blind vices, and from guesses emailed in: Ashley Olsen, Pamela Anderson, Jamie Lynn Discala, Jessica Simpson, PAris Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Kathy Hilton, & Marykate Olsen, Kate Bosworth, Nicollette Sheridan, Anna Nicole, Renee Zellwegger.

    My Guess? its pretty much Nicole Richie...though he says that Pixie is very desperate....maybe Eva Longoria??
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    Default Re: Pixie Mixies at it again! Ted's Blind vice 04/14

    it's definitely nicole richie. interesting that she'd use a racial slur since she's half black and half hispanic or something.

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    ^^Yea, I was thinking the same thing. She's black! Or half black....and both of her adopted parents are black.....but I cannot think of one other person it could be.

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    Can't be Eva Longoria...this girl was sitting with friends. Has anyone seen Eva with people one could assume were friends? Ever?

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    Default Re: Pixie Mixies at it again! Ted's Blind vice 04/14

    Nicole Richie fa sho!
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    Default Re: Pixie Mixies at it again! Ted's Blind vice 04/14

    My first thought was Eva only because she's petite. I could see Nicole acting like that though.

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    It would be truly ironic if it was Nicole Richie, but I thought one of the reasons she and Paris Hilton fell out was because Paris Hilton made some ugly racial remarks that got back to Nicole.

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    Default Re: Pixie Mixies at it again! Ted's Blind vice 04/14

    Sienna Miller. Am I the only one who used to think she had a British look to her? Maybe that's why he made the reference to GB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ediebrooks
    It would be truly ironic if it was Nicole Richie, but I thought one of the reasons she and Paris Hilton fell out was because Paris Hilton made some ugly racial remarks that got back to Nicole.
    I thought it was b/c Nicole played Paris' porno as a gag.

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    Default Re: Pixie Mixies at it again! Ted's Blind vice 04/14

    Yeah,that, too.

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    I'm thinking it was maybe a canadian celeb since fries and gravy are pretty big there.....but it says it was an american celeb so maybe it happened in a diff. country...I have a hard time trying to make sense out of Ted's posts.

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    i've always thought it was nicole. but, the way he mentions that it's not EVE and the desperate reference make me second-guess eva longoria. but, i just think all the PM blind items seem more relevant to nicole.

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    Most people who are minorities, (or half such as Nicole) feel they can make racial slurs. What makes me think it's Nicole is the guy wasn't totally offended. If she was pure white he probably would have been pissed.
    If I can't be a good example, then let me be a horrible warning.

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    How about Hohan? I could buy it.

    And maybe it is Richie. Nothing says the racial epithet was directed towards a black man. Maybe he was some other race besides black.
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    I thought Pixie Mixie was Kirsten Dunst?

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