Ted C Blind Vice: Possum Santana gets blamed in divorce 07/22/11

**LynnieD** · August 10th, 2011, 03:25 PM

Didn't see this one posted yet...

And people say Possum Santana can't act!

Poor, poor Possum. She never really does very well in the movies, as the flicks she stars in rarely do huge box-office numbers, and they almost always get lethal reviews. But Possum is an awfully pretty girl, sure as hell (despite what seem like a million nervous personal twitches). Not to mention she's got a man who's done his best to stick by her sometimes loca side.

Too bad, then, that Possum decided to...

Cheat on her loyal husband with some pretty-boy type! So fun, but so stupid in the long run.

Because you know why? Pretty boy's already done with Possum, who didn't think this whole thing through—at least, not financially speaking.

And she didn't think through how it'd play out in the court of public opinion either!

Let's be honest: Possum's hubby was a total loser and a bore despite the fact that he was loyal. But she should have been much smarter about it, because now it looks like she's the one who's more in the wrong because, well, she is.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's really a shame Possum doesn't know how to be more discreet. Because, you know that wave of sympathy Possum's enjoyed so far, regarding the "sad" break-up of her marriage.

Going to change.

And It Ain't: Brooke Mueller, Halle Berry,Scarlett Johansson

Read more: Blind Vice: She Did Him Wrong and Then Blamed Him in the Divorce! - E! Online

Dear Ted:
Is Possum Santana more of a movie or a TV actor?
—Emma

Dear Positively Possum:
She's done a lot of both, babe. That said, she's probably better known for her work on the telly—whether she wants to be or not—but she has more box-office credits to her name than sitcom work.

Read more: Afternoon Bitch-Back! Is Jennifer Aniston Already Mrs. Theroux? - E! Online

**Jupiter Jones** · August 10th, 2011, 03:35 PM

Tea Leoni? Could David Duchovny be called a total loser and a bore?

Edit: What blind was I reading again? David wasn't loyal at all. What was I thinking?

How about Liz Hurley? or was her husband cheating too?

**SHELLEE** · August 10th, 2011, 03:39 PM

Katherine Heigle?

**bootspaige** · August 10th, 2011, 04:24 PM

JLo and Marc?

**McJag** · August 10th, 2011, 04:30 PM

Pretty girl=Julia Roberts...

**bootspaige** · August 10th, 2011, 04:41 PM

Julia's had several box office hits, though.

**aabbcc** · August 11th, 2011, 10:45 AM

And It Ain't: Brooke Mueller, Halle Berry

No shit. Neither of these women are married. Duh!

Brooke Mueller isn't even an actress, as far as I know. I thought she was in real estate.

**tragicallyflawed** · August 11th, 2011, 01:08 PM

Kate Beckinsale?

Sarah Michelle Geller?

ETA: Forget about my guesses I just realized that the husband and wife are divorced.

**MohandasKGanja** · August 11th, 2011, 01:18 PM

JLo and Marc?

It sounds like they are implying it's JLo, who was initially getting sympathy because of Marc Anthony being called a control freak. The rumors were her with pretty boy William Levy.

Lopez is worth three times as much as Marc, so he would be the winner (presumably) in a division of assets.

Her movies don't do very well, and usually get bad reviews. She has been on movies and TV, but recently returned to tv with American Idol.

**Lalique** · August 11th, 2011, 01:24 PM

^^I thought JLo already had a blind vice name--Strippa Rip-Ya.

**MohandasKGanja** · August 11th, 2011, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by Lalique

^^I thought JLo already had a blind vice name--Strippa Rip-Ya.

I guess you're right. By the way, I notice that when asked about TV vs. movies, Ted came out with "sitcom work". So, none of the guesses here so far would apply.

**dallison** · August 11th, 2011, 01:51 PM

It makes me think Heather Locklear, since she got the sympathy post-breakup.
But it has probably been too long since that breakup for it to be a blind now.