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    Take a good, long soak in the tub. Then gear up them gams. Lick those lips, and prepare for the kind of fun traditionally reserved for WeHo types like myself. Oh, darlings, it's just so exciting when you straight honeys take a tip from the fagolas--especially when said cue is...carnal.

    Now, Wilmer Valderrama may have a self-proclaimed big unit (or not, I'm going to ask Mandy Moore the next time I bump into her). But never mind size. After all, today's broad-shouldered bohunk, Dingle Tingle, isn't exactly hugely endowed.

    "Average" is the word gals use to describe him to me. Babes who have slept with Dingle, mind you, not seen him baking nude by the pool or somethin'.

    But good news. None of his mattress mates care a whit. In fact, according to one gorgeous sweetie in par-tick (a gal who's still reeling after her romp in the sack with D.T.), nobody does it better than the Dingle dude.

    His secret, you ask?

    Let's just say that while most of Ding's dumbo hetero partners in bedroom piracy are concentrating on a woman's more traditional erogenous zones, Ding thinks more outside the box: Yes, that's right. Mostly, myopic men gun, cumbersomely, for the front door. Not our Ding, he rings in slowly, oh so seductively--and with the cunning of a ferret out only to please--for the rear.

    And Mr. T. is very, very good at his unique amor-angling. So excelente, as a matter of fact, that the babes who share their lovemaking sessions with him are so dazzled, they tell their gal-pals, who tell their gal-pals, who...

    And you know what? Dingle T. has time for all of 'em, it seems. Jeez. Ya think Missus Dingle Tingle knows what's up, or down, as it were? Or is she too gaga gone between the sheets herself to notice?

    Sure hope it's the latter.

    And it aint: Ashton Kutcher, Will Smith or Patrick Dempsey...


    So the dude is married......hmmmm
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    johnny knoxville!!!

    married - checked.

    introduced chestica to butt licking pleasures - check.

    was in dukes of hazard with Sean William Scott who was in Dude wheres my car with Asssclown Kutcher, also Knoxville & Kutcher both had mtv shows.

    was in MIB2 with will smith.

    was in the ringer with katherine heigl from greys anatomy which also stars patrick dempsey.

    Plus he gets lotsa poon tang, I remember he came out to Australia last year and was constantly in the press for that.

    and his wife doesnt seem to care or notice.

    also he freely admits he dont have a big thingie.

    also just as a side note in dirty shame he played Ray Ray a cult leader of a sex cult and would seduce every woman in town!

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    I would have to edit this to death to make out any clue.
    Im ashamed to say what I did for a klondike bar...

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    Default Re: One Tuchis-Time Blind Vice---Ted's Blind Item 3/31

    I don't know who he is, but I's like to meet him.
    If I can't be a good example, then let me be a horrible warning.

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    ^^He was in Jackass and is a sexy sexy bitch!


    I think you are right chibimaru!! GOOD ONE!!

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    Default Re: One Tuchis-Time Blind Vice---Ted's Blind Item 3/31

    Shurely the Butterscotch Stallion!?

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    Default Re: One Tuchis-Time Blind Vice---Ted's Blind Item 3/31

    yeah but butterscotch aint married, otherwise I would agree.

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    Default Re: One Tuchis-Time Blind Vice---Ted's Blind Item 3/31

    My very first thought was Owen too...but since he isn't married.....


    I think it's Johnny!

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    Does anyone really care that a famous person enjoys anal sex? hardly scandalous. I think Ted is stretching for blind vices.

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    but it says missus not mrs. doesn't that mean they are a couple but not married?
    i think its butters.

    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD
    My very first thought was Owen too...but since he isn't married.....


    I think it's Johnny!

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    I think it is Johnny too. Afterall jackASS says it all.

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    I think it's Johnny too...and he's one sexy beast. RAWR!
    Mischief. Mayhem. Tattoos. Soap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chibimaru View Post
    johnny knoxville!!!
    - Married - check - Introduced chestica to butt licking pleasures - check - Was in dukes of hazard with Sean William Scott who was in Dude wheres my car with Kutcher, also Knoxville & Kutcher both had mtv shows. - Was in MIB2 with will smith. - Was in The Ringer with Katherine Heigle from greys anatomy which also stars Patrick Dempsey. - Plus, he gets lotsa poon tang. I remember he came to Australia last year and was constantly in the press for that.
    - His wife doesnt seem to care or notice. Also freely admits he dont have a big thingie.

    Wow, you are thorough. I stand behind your vote and say you are 100% correct with the Johnny Knoxville guess.
    Never understood his appeal, now I know why......thanks!

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    Hasn't this already been a blind? I stopped reading because frankly I got bored, read a lot of it before. Is there new info in it? I thought this was already solved as Johnny Knoxville within the past year (several months ago).

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    isnt johnny knoxville divorced??? i could have sworn he recently got divorced like in the past few months so this wouldn't be him...

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