Gawker blinds - 5/9/11

[penname]

Which Actor Has an Orange-Tinted Penis?
Brian Moylan — This actor has a medical condition where he has to use bronzer below the belt. This comedian's girlfriend is a stripper, these famous sisters are fighting over a dog, and this singer loves prostitutes. At least he's not giving them the bronze trophy.

1. "Which actor is suffering from a skin disease that requires him to use bronzer on his nether regions?" [P6]

2. "Don't believe anything this funny actor says about his latest girlfriend. She's just the latest in a long line of paid-for strippers that he tries to pass off as girlfriends. The only thing that sets her apart from previous girlfriends is that all of her body parts are real. And she plans on keeping them." [Blind Gossip]

3. "Two girls, one pup. These sisters are famous, for different things in the industry. They both share ownership of a very noisy dog. When a neighbor put in several complaints about their dog to the authority one of the sisters, (the less famous one) tried to get the dog's voice box removed. The other sister, upset by the idea had started taking the dog to a trainer instead, but the problem has left the two of them with a grudge against the other." [BuzzFoto]

4. "Which artist, after a long recording session, demanded that three supermodels be sent to his bedroom? The sleeping beauties were awakened and dispatched to the hotel with a promise that they would be featured in his next long-form music video." [P6]

5. "Which potential political candidate is agonizing over his decision whether to run for public office because of his wife's shady past?" [P6]

6. "Which sportsman is in a happy relationship, because his female better half picks up other girls for them to share in the bedroom." [P6]

[MohandasKGanja]

Regarding #4 -- How would a supermodel -- who makes like $20,000 a day and millions a year, and is by definition world famous -- be rousted out of bed to sleep with some idiot just so she could appear in his music video?

[McJag]

Regarding #4 -- How would a supermodel -- who makes like $20,000 a day and millions a year, and is by definition world famous -- be rousted out of bed to sleep with some idiot just so she could appear in his music video?

That is a puzzlement.

[Brookie]

#6 Tiger "Da Stud" Woods.

[teforde23]

#5 Trump
#6 Jeter or ARod

[Shiver]

2. Annalyne Mccord and her model sister
5. Trump
6. A-Rod

[baked_tater]

What the fuck kind of disease requires bronzer on the cock?

[AnuMom]

# 5 - Mitch Daniels. Back in the 90's, his wife left him & their kids. She married someone else I believe but then came back to Daniels. Supposedly, this is what is holding him back from formally announcing a run.