Blind Gossip 3/23/11

[dksnj]

I was going to post this in the TT thread...but oh well.
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The last one worked out well for him, but he’s ready for a new beard. He’s been meeting with potential candidates for several weeks now.

In case you’d like the job, here are his criteria:
* Female, pretty, age 25-40ish
* Actress (No musicians or models)
* Established in your own career (But don’t outshine him)
* Feminine but athletic (He would like to have a workout buddy)
* Primary residence in or around Los Angeles (Bonus points if you also have a New York pad)
* Previous experience as a beard preferred
* Available to start within the next three months (Blind Gossip)

[LynnieD]

Jake, Bradley Cooper...is Tom Cruise looking for a new wife by chance?

[Brookie]

Cruise. Contract is up this year. Time to renew with a fresher model.

[dksnj]

Wow - I didn't even think of Cruise.

[Sarzy]

Bradley Cooper.

[Brandy Alexander]

I think Bradley Cooper.

[roslyntaberfan]

Good guesses. I also thought of George Clooney.

[Jana]

I am going on a limb here, but Jessica Biel and Gerard Butler are apparently dating. Could it be him? Is he rumoured to be gay or bi?

[Brookie]

Most popular guess at Blind Gossip is Cooper.

[Jexxifer]

BCoop. The "requirements" seem to fit him best (age range, not outshining him, etc).

[SuriCruise]

I think Jake because of the workout buddy thing. He works out a lot and went to the gym with Reese a lot.

[Brando]

Timberlake.

[faithanne]

The last one worked out well for him, but he’s ready for a new beard.

That doesn't sound like Tommy - his beard's a walking disaster.

And besides, it's Blind Gossip, so grain of salt and all that.

[wingnut]

I think Trousersnake for this one