Page Six Update

CherryDarling · March 20th, 2006, 09:29 PM

From ONTD & pagesix

WHICH scandalized sweetheart demands that her bedmates perform an ultra-raunchy sex act that would seem to belie her good-girl image? . . .

WHICH married former Olympic ski champ had a steamy tryst with another woman at the Torino olympics?. . .

WHICH junior socialite just had unprotected, coke-fueled sex in the bathroom of a Lower East Side hipster bar?

chibimaru · March 20th, 2006, 09:49 PM

first item, jessica simpson enjoys ass eating

Lobelia · March 20th, 2006, 10:04 PM

Why am I asking this, but what the hell is ass-eating? No, never mind. I'd prefer it to remain vague. But is that a plausible guess, or is there some evidence that Jessica likes this charming activity?

*hopes for evidence*

chibimaru · March 20th, 2006, 10:20 PM

apart from me despising her and everything she stands for you mean? hehe

on dlisted and a few other blogs I forget they have posted this item, and many people have mentioned that there was a blind item about Johnny Knoxville introducing her to that and that she loves it now or something not quite sure.

Also i heard ages back some other item about her supposedly only technically being a virgin when married, as she would have analsex but not vaginal prior to marraige.

Sounds to me like she has some kinda ass fixation.

and if she did do the jackass boys as most people suspect, you know some nasty shit went down!

Also shes been making comments about not being a notch on some guys belt, so i guess shes regretting it!

Lobelia · March 20th, 2006, 10:22 PM

a-HA! Thank you, all lovely things to read about the nasty fool.

chibimaru · March 20th, 2006, 10:23 PM

actually I should say she enjoys getting hers eaten!

oh good another hater!!! Yay!!!! Cant stand that fake ass trollop. Also read on ONTD that i think it was fhm or one of those mens mags ran a blind item and it was about a blonde cover whore they had who is a singer I beleive. Anyway the item was that she doesnt wear patnies and was posing for pics for a few hours with her dad staring at her beaver or soemthing along those lines. It was posted there a couple of days back.

The grossness continues eh?

Anyways got worried thought you might be one of those lobotomized rabid chestica fans there for a sec, and i was gonna get my head bitten off. But you have a brain and some taste yay!

mtlebay · March 20th, 2006, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by prnjcq7

From ONTD & pagesix
WHICH junior socialite just had unprotected, coke-fueled sex in the bathroom of a Lower East Side hipster bar?

Michelle Tratchenberg? She's starting to get in on the scene.

chibimaru · March 20th, 2006, 11:39 PM

but wouldn't she be considered an actress not a socialite?

**NoDayButToday** · March 20th, 2006, 11:42 PM

Kristin Cavalleri for the socialite?

Lobelia · March 20th, 2006, 11:52 PM

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Anyways got worried thought you might be one of those lobotomized rabid chestica fans there for a sec, and i was gonna get my head bitten off.

I don't think you'll find anybody like that on this board. Nobody who'll admit it, anyway.

I think your views will mesh nicely.

chibimaru · March 21st, 2006, 04:46 AM

thats good to hear, I can't believe people on other boards defend the likes of her yeesh!

CherryDarling · March 21st, 2006, 11:57 AM

In fact, I think finding a Chestica fan on here would be a rarity.

Eddie · March 21st, 2006, 04:11 PM

The first one has to be Jessica, doesn't it.

I've been racking my brains to think who the skier could be, and trying to work out whether they actually mean skiing or just "any sport that happens in snow".

The thing is, the only recent US skier I can think of is Picabo Street - although she is female, which would explain why they used the phrase 'another woman'.