Wow, what an assholish thing to say. Sounds like something Jeremy Piven would say.
This B list television actor who has alternated between middling movies and a successful cable show was at dinner two nights ago when the waitress began flirting with him. Our actor, who was with two other guys said, "Look. Lets just cut to the chase. If you are so into me, then lets go to the bathroom, you can blow me and I can get back to my dinner." The waitress walked away and got someone else to serve the table.
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The dude from Burn Notice??? Jeffrey Donovan? I love the show, but he seems like a douche.
Wow, what an assholish thing to say. Sounds like something Jeremy Piven would say.
I've never worked in a restaurant, but I'm pretty sure I would have continued to serve him and after he was done eating say "I hope your meal tasted really good, It had some special ingredients" and make him wonder if she spit in his food.
What an asshole
This sounds like Jeremy Piven, but wouldn't he be considered A-List by CDAN because he's an Emmy winner, right?
Jeffrey Donovan is a good guess too. He comes across as weasly and douchebaggish.
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I would have said "let's go!"
My my, didn't we all just dip our tongues in some acid today.
Has Jeffrey Donovan really been in any movies? Even middling ones?
I can't decide if this is a douchey thing to say or not. I think it depends on how hard the waitress flirted. It sounds like he was annoyed more than anything else and said something obnoxious to get her to back off. He may have just wanted to have a chill dinner with friends and not deal with a pushy come on.
Bill Paxton? (TV: Big Love; Movies: Twister, One False Move, Apollo 13)
Timothy Olyphant? (Please no!) (TV: Deadwood, Justified, Damages; Movies: The Crazies; Perfect Getaway; Hitman)
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I yelled out to Jeffrey Donovan on a golf course at a charity event that 'I loved his show!' And he hilariously yelled back and pointed to me that "He loooved ME!' Totally funny and overdramatic. Then he made a great putt. Seemed like a fun, nice guy.
I remember when he played a crazy, creepy, homicidal guy on Homicide: Life on the Streets.
Or was it XFiles? Or both?
Anyways, he was always so good as playing creepy, it's nice that he transitioned over to leading man on his own show.
I think it's a great response - along the lines of "put your money where your mouth is" - in this case, literally.
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