First thought - Russell Brand.
But I don't want it to be since I actually kind of sort of like him and Katy Perry. (Sshhh, don't tell anyone. - I'm not proud of it.)
Men are dawgs, period, plain and simple. It's a familiar refrain heard ‘round the Awful Truth, so get used to it.
Take Altar-Ego Salami, for example. He's an arguably handsome man of some fame (and talent) who fairly recently got married—or engaged, we're not saying, sorry! But let's put it this way: The announcement of said fact was splashed heartily across many a celeb site.
You know how we goss types are, right? We just get wet in the keyboard whenever something like that goes down. Only thing that gets us more excited is when all that domestic lovey stuff goes wrong, right?
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Oh, yeah!
And Altar-Ego is already cheating right and friggin' left on his unsuspecting honey, which is just colossally unbelievable, if you ask us, because Salami is being pretty sloppy about his horning around. He's doing it in very visible, highly desirable hotels. You know, places where lotsa celebs go. And who else goes to places like that?
People who love to talk about people who go to places like that! In other words, it's hardly been a secret that AES has been going in and out of his suites more than his lady companions. He's not being discreet about it. Or quiet.
And the stupid girl who's marrying (or just married) Mr. S thinks she's met the lover of her life. Well, maybe she has, but she's also met the lover of many other babes' lives.
Good thing the arrogant (stupid) prick didn't plan for a prenup—this way, his put-upon woman can sue the tight pants off him later on!
It Ain't: Nick Lachey, David Annable, Nick Cannon
Read more: Bonus Blind: Marrying Man Screwing Around Already! - E! Online
First thought - Russell Brand.
But I don't want it to be since I actually kind of sort of like him and Katy Perry. (Sshhh, don't tell anyone. - I'm not proud of it.)
"We know who we are, we like talking smack about strangers, and we're not gonna stop!" -- GR's Kalirga
Yes, Russell Brand! He didn't get a pre-nup and er he wears tight pants lol.
Oh please oh please oh please let this be Eddie Cibrian!
"We know who we are, we like talking smack about strangers, and we're not gonna stop!" -- GR's Kalirga
Leann is Eddie's meal ticket, I don't know that he's dumb enough to screw that up. Although, he seems to have Leann on a string and can probably get away with murder.
That said, my guess is Mr. Tight Pants with Arguable Looks, Talent and Fame: Russell Brand
Brand wears tight pants pretty frequently -- especially when he plays rock n roll characters in films.
Cibrian is not arguably handsome -- he's conventionally handsome. People would probably argue over whether Brand is actually handsome.
Cibrian and Rimes announced their engagement less than a week ago. It seems like it would be too early for a pre-nup to be finalized.
Leann announced on her Twitter that she and Eddie weren't engaged. Also, Ted trying to convince us that the couple could have just got engaged *or* married seems half baked. It seems he added the engaged part so it wouldn't seem too obvious.
Joe Francis? All the 'aints' are American. Er, and Nick Cannon's ex was in a porn tape.
Nick Lachey!
I didn't start out to collect diamonds, but somehow they just kept piling up.-Mae West
I agree, it sounds like Russell Brand. However, I can't fathom how he could be hooking up with so many women. He has got to be one of the most unattractive guys out there. YUCK.
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