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    Thumbs down Grossest Blind Vice Ever - Ted Casablanca 24 Sept 2010

    Cass Stimulatia is such the outrageous charmer, it's really a shame she's having these current problems—mostly of the physical kind. Ya know, girl stuff.

    And Cass—some think she's a looker, others not so much—hasn't exactly been quiet on the subject of the female body predicaments she currently faces. Her friends are really tired of hearing about it, like, totally!

    See, Cass wants to expand her rather currently small domestic situation by having a kid, but the docs are telling her something that was a prob the last time she tried is really a problem now:

    Bacteria most likely got into Cass's reproductive system when she was a wild and crazy thing, still a kid, really, when she decided she should at least appear she was still a virgin (we're talkin' when C.S. was really young, babes). So Cass made all the boys slept with agree to anal sex only, thereby remaining, supposedly, a virgin. Granted, that's not that uncommon a situation. And it's a totally ridiculous thought-process, but, hey, when you're young, you do stupid things.

    Problem is, Cass often changed her mind during the rear-entry days, deciding the front entry was what she wanted, after all.

    This was a very bad idea.

    Cass has been told by her docs that, most likely, some kind of bacteria infection resulted, causing her child-bearing capabilities to be limited, at best. At least, this is what poor darlin' Ms. Stimulatia is blabbin' to her pals.

    So sorry, Ms. Cassy! Ain't it a bitch when society judges you for your less-than-popular sexual choices, and then nasty Mother Nature gets in on the act, too. No fair!

    It Ain't: Nicollette Sheridan, Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Love

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    My first thought was Jessica Simpson but the It Aints are throwing me
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    Hillary Duff? I dunno.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    My first thought was Jessica Simpson?
    Rest in Peace my beautiful little Bonnie

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    Megan Fox??

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    My first thought was Jessica too...but seems like from the 'nots' that it might be someone over 40?

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    Jessica Simpson already has a BV, can't be her.

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    There is a reason your mom teaches you to wipe front to back, so every female with common sense knows that you can't mix the two. Either Ted is making this up or this person and all of her sexual partners are trifling whores!!
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    Gwen Stefani has some chatter around her for only doing it up the pooper.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Yeah it sounds like someone 40+. It's pretty vague though. Oh and gross.

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    I'm another one who thought Jessica, but the ain'ts are all a good 10-15 years older than her.

    So who was famous when they were a teen and tried to play the wholesome card?

    but the docs are telling her something that was a prob the last time she tried is really a problem now:
    Sounds like she may have one kid already.

    Courteney Cox?

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    Gwen Stefani has some chatter around her for only doing it up the pooper.
    But she's already had two kids fairly recently (I think). I tend to think it's someone who doesn't have any yet. And is in their late 30's at least.

    How about one of the Eva's?

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    Popular guess at E!: Fergie


    Who else was always yapping about waiting for marriage? Britney Spears?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiver View Post
    Courteney Cox?
    good guess with the jennifer aniston connection and "courtney" love.

    it still screams jessica simpson though.

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    Fergie is a good guess.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Re: Fergie. Would a person with a one-time meth addiction really be worried about her virginity?

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