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    Default Ted C. Blind Vice:Celeb Swingers get it on

    Secretia Ohio and Chester Shorts-Off are as horny as they are famous—just don't think they're so hot for each other, that's all. Hmmm. Certainly explains some very tabloid-messy love sitches the two have been caught in, more than once.
    But let's back up:
    Secretia, an impressively put-together gal of verve, good looks and surprising steeliness, has long gotten it on with tons o' guys, even though the public pretty much doesn't know. And some folks were a bit surprised when she married Chester, an incredibly talented dude who's always so busy keeping his gorgeous face smiling, no one's really stopped to think what a slut he is.
    But major STD-alert? Man, is he ever:

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    Ted has already ruled out Scarlett and Ryan, on Twitter. I don't have any guesses though.

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    It doesn't really fit in with the description of the guy, but Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise came to mind...

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    Secretia Ohio and Chester Shorts-Off are as horny as they are famous—just don't think they're so hot for each other, that's all. Hmmm. Certainly explains some very tabloid-messy love sitches the two have been caught in, more than once.
    But let's back up:
    Secretia, an impressively put-together gal of verve, good looks and surprising steeliness, has long gotten it on with tons o' guys, even though the public pretty much doesn't know. And some folks were a bit surprised when she married Chester, an incredibly talented dude who's always so busy keeping his gorgeous face smiling, no one's really stopped to think what a slut he is.
    But major STD-alert? Man, is he ever:

    Chester sleeps with guys as often as his career provides him with huge-ass checks. This was a little known fact when Chesty and Secretia married, to much public pronouncement. How wonderful the pretty charmer hooked the quieter, chiseled-jaw type. What a celebrity fairy-tale romance everybody thought it would be!
    The public couldn't have been more wrong—or uninformed.
    The deliciously kinky arrangement Secretia and Chester have is this: She gets to hook up with all the guys she pleases—usually by picking their names out of bowls at classy swingers parties. (Is that sorta like calling an alcoholic who guzzles only Grey Goose a "classy drunk"?) And Chester gets to boink all the boys he wants.
    That is their secret arrangement.
    And, yes, the couple does—on occasion—have sex the old-fashioned married way (meaning, with each other). But hey, how long is that gonna last, I wonder? 'Cause sooner or later, one of these beautiful couple's myriad outside lovers is gonna blow the whistle. Or worse: Watch one of Secretia or Chester's affairs fall in love with them, and then go hire Gloria Allred and call a press conference because they can't have Ohio or Shorts-Off all to themselves!
    Either way, it's a precarious love sitch that's just bound to pop—and how. What else do you expect when you pick your partner like he's a piece of popcorn?
    It Ain't: Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller, John Travolta and Kelly Preston, Tiger and Elin Woods
    eat a hot bowl of dicks.

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    Thank you MrsV!!!

    Tommy Cruise??? He's already been a BV though right?

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    Josh & Fergie? Nah. That popcorn has to mean something...
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    Ron Livingston and Rosemarie DeWitt?

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    I don't think they're on the radar much at all, and certainly haven't been "caught in tabloid-messy love sitches more than once."

    I don't know but I'll throw Eva Longoria and Tony Parker in there, although I don't think he's "gorgeous" at all...They did have a much publicized wedding and she at least had been in the tabs before.

    *or Posh and Becks? I'll buy that he beds guys, easily.

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    The nots are odd. What do they have in common?
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    I think they're all pretty high profile, plus there's trouble in all those marriages (or an outright sham in Travolta's case.)

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    Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban.
    When you came in the air went out. And every shadow filled up with doubt. I don't know who you think you are, But before the night is through,I wanna do bad things with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Josh & Fergie? Nah. That popcorn has to mean something...
    I actually like this guess.

    Edit: I also think it could be Nicole and Keith...

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    Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy??

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    Will and Jada.

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    Courtney Cox & David Arquette

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