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    Default Ted C Blind Vice: Cockpit Rockin' With Boys and Paranoia! 01/22/10

    We haven't heard much about Fey Oiled-Tush since he dripped (not enough) jewels all over Hollywood's leading vamp movie star. So thought you all might like to know what the closeted big-time celeb's been up to—besides getting it on with gorgeous young men up in his private plane, that is.

    He's getting very nervous.

    And no, not just because Fey's worried his myriad boy-lovers will squeal on him—they all have to sign confidentiality agreements, mind you—but because of Oiled-Tush's pilot. Yep, the guy who's seen it all, and how, is super pissed off...Can you guess why?

    "It's not the boys," a source very close to the pilot revealed. "It's how he's being treated, which he thinks is really badly, and borderline unlawful."

    Turns out that Mr. Tush's flier, who's straight, has no prob watching all the gay mile-high club stuff go down (or up, as it were). But he does very much mind how Fey's utterly controlling of his personal time, especially after they've all landed at various far-off locales. According to the pilot's tight pals, Oiled-Tush locks his employee in hotel rooms and uses surveillance mechanisms on him, so as to oversee his every move.

    To say the flyin' dude—who's totally not into the celeb scene to begin with—is majorly creeped out by all this is an understatement. Indeed, the pilot's so damn alarmed by his boss's evil-eye behavior, he called his lawyer and threatened legal action, which he has begun.

    Will Mr. Tush wise up and lighten up on the guy, maybe throw in a cool million as an apology, while he's at it?

    He will if he's smart, that's for sure. 'Cause it was really stupid-o-la, to begin with, to even mess with a dude who had no intention of messing with your closeted ass, until you started treating him like a prisoner in some kind of James Bond movie.

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    Blind Vice: Cockpit Rockin' With Boys and Paranoia! - E! Online



    Here is the original blind on this dude. The not's are Will Smith, Chris Rock and Brendan FrasierOne Bisexual Bejeweled Blind Vice - E! Online

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    John Travolta?

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    So he'd have to be pretty wealthy to have a private plane and throw a million at someone. So I'm going to guess Tom Cruise. Sounds like John Travolta too, but because of the paranoid surveillance aspect, I'll guess Cruise.

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    Travolta is a pilot, so there wouldn't be a need to hire one.
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    No he has a pilot when he doesn't feel like flying. I googled:
    Two weeks earlier, I'd attended a high school reunion where I learned that one of my classmates, Bill Damm, was working in Ocala as the actor's personal pilot, when Travolta didn't feel like flying his personal jet himself.
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    After reading this BV and the original Fey BV, I think it's our very own couch-jumper Tom Cruise.

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    Doesn't Tom I-can-do-anything-Cruise also have his own pilot's licence?
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    I can't imagine sweet, laid back John Travolta locking up anyone against their will. But I can see TC being controlling freak like that.

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    TOTALLY TOM CRUISE

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    I first thought of Travolta because of the flying. But it doesn't sound like him, I think he is really a sweet guy. tommy boy however is an idiot and this sounds just like him.
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    CRUISE!!!

    Travolta is a different blind.

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    He will if he's smart, that's for sure. 'Cause it was really stupid-o-la, to begin with, to even mess with a dude who had no intention of messing with your closeted ass, until you started treating him like a prisoner in some kind of James Bond movie.


    I'm gonna say P-Diddy. He always talks about his private jets and wasn't he looking to be the next James Bond?

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    I'm TERRIBLE at blind items, but it referenced james bond- would it have done that if it were tom cruise or john travolta?

    also the stupid-ol-a sounded like he was hinting at it being hispanic

    man that makes no sense to me.......

    was there ever anyone a major player in james bond movies that pinged?

    dksnj- omg p diddy wanted to be the next james bond? i didn't know that
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    P diddy is a different but great guess!

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    Come to think of it, Cruise or Travolta would probably just call in their Scientology goons, so maybe it is someone else.

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