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    Default Gossip Boy - BI #1 01/15/10

    So in honor of the awards Sunday, I have a bit of juicy gossip for you. This couple has been together for a long time, he never half-asses anything. On the outside they look perfect. She is off making movies and he is...well I dunno what he has been doing. Awhile ago he was thought to be the next big thing, the original Beyonce. They thought he was committing career suicide, which usually happens when they break free. He soared, and soared through some a-list ass too. He settled with this particular girl, who is for sure a-list ass. Of course, her image is a bit squeaky clean, but that's neither here nor there.

    So while she is off making some eh kinda movies, he stayed at home. Supposedly working on new projects. Well he is your typical Alpha male. The only thing he was working on was some down low loving. Well one day, their computer needed fixed ....or so he thought. Turns out, the gay and str8 porn just slowed it down. He left and she came home to a working computer which when it came on, everything he had been watching, every chat room he was in, every picture looked at, just popped right up in the open for her to see. Oh, did I mention that she came home with some friends, who all stood behind her, jaws dropped.

    He claimed that he was doing research for a role. She knew that he hadn't been offered anything since his last lil flick. He moved out and she decided to take some me time and disappear to heights that no one would see her for a few weeks. He is bumming around town like nothing is wrong. And it's not really, cause no one knows that they broke up, almost a year ago!!!

    They plan on having a mutual break-up, something he had in the past but only because the first time it was bad. He wasn't about to say he did it again! But my spies inform me that his "research" started years and years ago. And when it did, he and 2 buddies "studied" together at the same time!!! Well one of those buddies tried to forget it ever happened and pretty much went after any desperate woman the other buddy realized he liked his studies and kept at them. But the one I'm talking about figured if he got tutoring on the side he could still keep up his straight edge image.

    It's NOT John Mayer or Joe Jonas.


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    Justin Timberlake
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    So many clues in this blind are like neon signs pointing to Justin Timberlake that it's not even funny. Or interesting.

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    Golly. Why do they not just write out the name "Justin Timberlake" in this blind item and be done with it.

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    Finally! Even one I get!

    JT

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    Who is the 'gossip boy'? I've never heard of that BI source before.

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    It reads like the old Mr. Moviemaker/Mr. Movie Star story, where you know who it is from the first line and just input the names as you go along.

    They still live together, share a computer and they broke up a year ago?????
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    did anyone else find this sooo hard to read. This person cant write at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MontanaMama View Post
    They still live together, share a computer and they broke up a year ago?????
    Yes, and the home is set up in such a way that her friends would be right beside her when all that porn just popped up on her. Because, when you bring home friends unannounced the first thing you do is wake up the sleeping shared computer. With your friends in tow. I'm assuming it was sleeping; how the hell else would all the porn just pop up? That of course assumes that the guy isn't swift enough to a)know that having a bunch of videos running and windows open would slow it down and b)turn off the computer if it freezes while he's watching gay porn. No, he just leaves the house.

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    did anyone else find this sooo hard to read. This person cant write at all.
    It's definitely written like shit. This blind needs edited.

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    JT. First thought also.

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    Jessica Biel is not exactly A list though. And JT and JB have not been together that long - a year and a half at most maybe? Could the girl in question be Cameron Diaz?

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    don't know.
    another year i claim of total indifference.

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    The line "she decided to take some me time and disappear to heights that no one would see her for a few weeks" definitely makes it Jessica. It's a reference to her going up Mt. Kilimanjaro.

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    They plan on having a mutual break-up, something he had in the past but only because the first time it was bad. He wasn't about to say he did it again! But my spies inform me that his "research" started years and years ago. And when it did, he and 2 buddies "studied" together at the same time!!! Well one of those buddies tried to forget it ever happened and pretty much went after any desperate woman the other buddy realized he liked his studies and kept at them. But the one I'm talking about figured if he got tutoring on the side he could still keep up his straight edge image.

    Does this mean Oops I Did It Again? If so why would she take the fall and could he have been the one who cheated with Robson?
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty View Post
    Jessica Biel is not exactly A list though. And JT and JB have not been together that long - a year and a half at most maybe? Could the girl in question be Cameron Diaz?
    Well it actually says she's "a list ass" not a-list. I think the only thing Jessica Biel is known for is her ass.
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