1. QUESTION!
Which popstar got rudely interrupted by his colourful band mate whilst he was taking a particularly grim Strictly Come Dancing contestant (not necessarily from this series) from behind? She was going through one of her many 'large' phases.
2. QUESTION!
Which celebrity chef once shagged one of the male researchers working on one of his shows?
3. QUESTION!
Which calendar girl has every right to be worried at the moment? One of the Sunday tabloids has her sex tape – of her with another woman.
4. QUESTION!
Which brave pop star managed to overcome adversity but has ended up with a gigantic coke habit?
5. QUESTION!
Which popular female singer, currently enjoying big success, got fingered behind the DJ box at Heaven in London last week?
I'm hoping no. 2 is Ramsay.
And that no. 4 isn't Kylie.