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knuckles mcfreshy · October 30th, 2009, 10:57 AM

It seems like Lloyd Boy-Toyed is just one example of an über-famous celeb playing the I-dare-you-to-out-me gay dance.
We're bringin' back an oldie, ladies and gentlemen: Remember Seymour Plow-Me-More?The multitalented, married dude who had a guy service him in a public steam room?
Well, it seems Seymour is back and finding himself in crazier situations than he's used to...

LynnieD · October 30th, 2009, 02:36 PM

^^Didn't get the whole thing!

It seems like Lloyd Boy-Toyed is just one example of an über-famous celeb playing the I-dare-you-to-out-me gay dance.

We're bringin' back an oldie, ladies and gentlemen: Remember Seymour Plow-Me-More? The multitalented, married dude who had a guy service him in a public steam room?

Well, it seems Seymour is back and finding himself in crazier situations than he's used to...

Like the possibility of love. Oh, jeez, can it get any more horrifying than that?

See, this A-list actor was once daringly handsome but has suddenly let age start to get the best of him. Although with the ups and downs in Seymour's life, we can imagine how some of his secrets have taken a toll on his dark features.

Well, it turns out Seymour's getting guy-on-guy frisky again...with a reporter, no less! (Guess Lloyd really started something last time he went hornin' all over a journalist, huh?)

Seymour's companion works for a mediocre outlet, but thanks to his famous partner, said journo just so happens to swoop all the exclusive stuff Seymour and his family have to offer.

Yes, S's wife knows what's going on. In fact, the whole Business knows what's going on. Even the movie studios that employ Plow-Me know about—and approve of—the boy baggage Seymour insists on carrying with him.

S has tried various methods to ungay himself, but the fact remains: He can't keep himself away from this par-tick tabloid type...and no one in this town seems to give a damn. Really?

And It Ain't: Kevin Costner, Nicolas Cage, Will Smith

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kingcap72 · October 30th, 2009, 02:58 PM

Hugh Jackman?

mysticlady · October 30th, 2009, 03:19 PM

Some guessed John Travolta.

myhell · October 30th, 2009, 03:22 PM

Sounds like Travolta to me too!

Jexxifer · October 30th, 2009, 05:52 PM

I agree with Travolta.

kingcap72 · October 30th, 2009, 06:07 PM

I forgot about Travolta. Yeah, it's probably him.

Brookie · October 30th, 2009, 06:30 PM

Definitely Travolta. Nobody else fits this like he does.

McJag · October 30th, 2009, 07:29 PM

Do not mention this to Msdeb,but I am leaning that way.

mrs.v · October 30th, 2009, 07:34 PM

Yeah,this is Travolta.

Jupiter Jones · October 30th, 2009, 10:06 PM

"Seymour's companion works for a mediocre outlet, but thanks to his famous partner, said journo just so happens to swoop all the exclusive stuff Seymour and his family have to offer."

TMZ seems to have a lot of stories about the Travoltas. I wonder if the reporter works there?

fgg · October 30th, 2009, 10:10 PM

very obviously travolta.

MontanaMama · October 31st, 2009, 02:29 PM

Once you replace all the Seymor stuff with Travolta's name, it makes perfect sense.

I would guess TMZ too, they seem to know a lot about what's going on with the Travoltas. I AM surprised that Kelly is ok with it all.

Coffeelover · November 1st, 2009, 09:16 PM

Here's the original one from 2007.

Quote:

Okay, enough of the hetero, scatological Vices, time for some good ol’-fashioned homo rump-rangin’ activities for an (old) change! After all, when we got that smelly heap o’ emails from folks complaining about the last few stinky-poo Vices—who knew straight people could have such daring fun with excrement?—did you all think we’d actually not return to our well-stacked library of running scared, extremely horny, closeted Hollywood actors? Please.
So, here we are with Seymour Plow-Me-More, multitalented star and performer, both in and out of the bedroom, where he assumes an amazing array of positions, possibilities and partners. But to be fair, when Sey-babe cheats on his hardly naive honey (whose quasi-attractive face seems to harden with each new trick SPMM picks up), it’s usually with good-lookin’ dudes. In fact, it always is.
Take this last time, for ince. Academy Award-nominated Seymour was visiting one of Hell-Ay’s myriad spas, which are to Los Angeles what Greek coffee shops are to Manhattan. This time, for Plow-Me-More’s man-hunting mission, he’d chosen one of Hell-Ay’s more outta the way steam-room joints, toward downtown, thinking nobody would recognize him. Are these celebs on crack? Do they really think incognito only kicks in south of Wilshire?
Seymour cornered his latest beefy selection, took off his own towel (still impressive equipment, must say, even though what’s holding it all together hardly is), and asked for what Seymour usually requests his partners to do to him—i.e., get his oversize bum diddled. The boy—he was almost a boy—declined Mr. Plow-Me-More’s gracious offer and suggested to fellate the movie star instead, a lovely idea that was accepted and received, by the by.
You see, said nooky provider tells us he thought it would be “a bit much” to be corn-holed by Seymour Plow-Me-More in a public steam room. As if a blow job is nothing more than a simple shaking of hands.
Well, in sex-for-everything Hell-Ay, s'pose it is.

sparkly · November 2nd, 2009, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jupiter Jones

"Seymour's companion works for a mediocre outlet, but thanks to his famous partner, said journo just so happens to swoop all the exclusive stuff Seymour and his family have to offer."

TMZ seems to have a lot of stories about the Travoltas. I wonder if the reporter works there?

Harvey Levi, the head guy at TMZ is openly gay, so it could be him.