October 23rd, 2009, 10:30 AM
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Popbitch Blind Item 10-22-09
POPBITCH 10/22
This Hollywood golden girl is back in the media spinning beautiful stories about the cosy home life that she and her equally famous actor bf enjoy. Bet she doesn't blab that the pair are contractually bound together for at least one more year. Her paramour's boy-toy, however, doesn't like playing second fiddle so this might all not end well.
Smells like Reese and Jakey-Poo
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October 23rd, 2009, 10:34 AM
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Aj?
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October 23rd, 2009, 10:56 AM
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Reese and Jake.
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October 23rd, 2009, 11:12 AM
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Toothy and pug-face.
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October 23rd, 2009, 01:33 PM
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Demi and Ashton
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October 23rd, 2009, 01:45 PM
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It says boyfriend, not husband.
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So........ you're saying that Froot Loops don't contain real froot? - Twitchy2.0
When the pants go back on, I'm wearing those motherfuckers. - Mel1973
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October 23rd, 2009, 06:18 PM
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Reese Avon Lady Perfume Promoting Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal
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October 23rd, 2009, 06:36 PM
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Yea, gotta go w/Reece & Jake. I mean...could it be more obvious he is Toothy??? NO
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October 26th, 2009, 05:52 PM
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Agree, even I got that one.
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October 26th, 2009, 05:59 PM
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I agree also,Reese and Jake for sure.
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October 26th, 2009, 07:43 PM
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Why would an A list golden girl need a contractual agreement tieing her to a fake relationship to a B- actor? What's in it for her?
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October 26th, 2009, 07:45 PM
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Nobody is asking her how sad she is that her husband left her for some Aussie skank anymore.
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When the pants go back on, I'm wearing those motherfuckers. - Mel1973
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October 26th, 2009, 10:41 PM
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^ Lesson: Aniston should have become a beard a looong time ago, and just stuck with it.
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October 26th, 2009, 11:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by takethecannoli
^ Lesson: Aniston should have become a beard a looong time ago, and just stuck with it.
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Wasn't she Brad's beard?
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October 26th, 2009, 11:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pookie207
Why would an A list golden girl need a contractual agreement tieing her to a fake relationship to a B- actor? What's in it for her?
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If it's Reese and Jake, a fake relationship keeps people from turning her into Jenni Jr. desperately looking for love after her divorce. And it keeps her in the press since she isn't making a lot of movies.
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