Her Hiring Frenzy

[nana55]

Sounds like JLO

[Luna]

Hmmm "meaty"? sounds fat or a big dick?. I thought Nicole til I read that.

[LynnieD]

'More meaty'=fat ass. Jlo it is!

[ahtaste777]

Again, it looks like confirmation - well, not really, from Lainey.

Besides, when it comes to J.Lo we have bigger problems to worry about. Because it looks like our glowing girl is becoming BFFs with Leah Remini. Leah Remini the Scientologist. So if I were Marc, I’d be careful. Once upon a time, Katie Holmes was a Catholic too.


Think about it. In addition to being a gay haven, the “Church” can provide much needed solutions to some of Hollywood’s stickiest problems and I wonder if Jennifer’s current state of mind and lack of child will put her on a desperate mission to do whatever it takes.


Sounds dramatique, I know, but they don’t call it a cult for nothing. And doesn’t every cult have a recruitment strategy? And isn’t she starring with Travolta in the Dallas remake?


Pray Goddess her Puerto Rican toughness can withstand the lure. I don’t know if I could ever handle seeing Jennifer Lopez walk with the freaks.

[buttmunch]

I was thinking Heather Mills, since all sorts of stuff has come out about her in the past week or so.