June 17th, 2009, 12:00 AM
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Did Ted Casablanca just out Katie Holmes as Fake a la Ferocity??
Take a look at this:
Dear Ted:
What is Fake à la Ferocity up to these days? Is she still using ways other than dieting to stay skinny?
—B Sell
Dear Quick Fix:
Does Suri Cruise have a best-seller in her?
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June 17th, 2009, 12:08 AM
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That would be tooo obvious. He may be throwing us off using Suri instead of saying Shiloh.
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June 17th, 2009, 12:16 AM
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Or maybe he really did!
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June 17th, 2009, 02:27 AM
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Nah, it's Angelina not Katie.
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June 17th, 2009, 02:37 AM
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Yeah, this BI was one of those that screamed Angelina. He is just saying that it's just as obvious as Suri having a best seller in her.
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June 17th, 2009, 02:44 AM
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Folks have speculated about the tell-all Shiloh will write some day...but he couldn't say Shiloh...so.....
There's just no way Katie's a junkie, lol. Brainwashed robot, though, sure.
Angelina is for sure Fake-a-la.
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June 17th, 2009, 12:11 PM
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I think he's just saying 'yes' to the question about Fake a la using 'other' methods to stay thin. However, I found this interesting in todays Bitch Back:
Quote:
Dear Ted:
On an intelligence scale from 1 to 10, with 1 being genius, how would you rate Brad Pitt?
—Whatsnew
Dear Brains or Beauty:
If 1 is genius, then dim-bulb Brad goes to 11 for hooking up with that chilly, fake Angelina.
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He specifically calls Angie fake. A clue maybe?
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June 17th, 2009, 12:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kathie_Moffett
Folks have speculated about the tell-all Shiloh will write some day...but he couldn't say Shiloh...so.....
There's just no way Katie's a junkie, lol. Brainwashed robot, though, sure.
Angelina is for sure Fake-a-la.
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Definately. $limetology comes down heavily on drug use (legal or illegal), and being contracted to beard for the GMD and under constant guard/surveillance by his people there is no way that she's be able to get her hands on anything.
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June 17th, 2009, 01:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alleycat
I think he's just saying 'yes' to the question about Fake a la using 'other' methods to stay thin. However, I found this interesting in todays Bitch Back:
He specifically calls Angie fake. A clue maybe?
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IMO, that pretty much clinces it-Angie is Fake a la. Awesome! 
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June 17th, 2009, 01:35 PM
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So she's cold as well as a druggy.
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June 19th, 2009, 12:36 PM
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I think Ted is right in calling Angie "FAKE" (all the refugee stuff, all the grandstanding)... and I think the fact that Katie Holmes is really quiet and not backing any causes (other than Bearding for Scientology Closet Cases) is an indicator that Fake A La Ferocity is not her.
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June 19th, 2009, 03:23 PM
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i thought he already revealed this to be AJ?
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June 19th, 2009, 04:31 PM
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The big scandal about Fake a La (Angelina) is that she's on methadone - hence, the skinny figure. How it makes her fake, I'm not sure. Besides, it's those nicey-nicey sunshine bitches you gotta watch out for. Angelina probably doesn't want people to know how she's managing her heroin addiction because of her UN work and her children.
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June 19th, 2009, 05:11 PM
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The only Ted C. BI I know anything about is Toothy Tile. Otherwise, here's the loop: 0 <<<------
------>>> And this me. Very far out of it. 
Anybody got a link to a Fake a la F. story?? Is there a thread? I'll bet there is... *runs along to search*
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June 23rd, 2009, 10:23 AM
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I thought it was confirmed that Fake à la Ferocity was Angelina Jolie?
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