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    Cant get mad now..too relaxed as my coloured eunuch just finished massaging my fatass in a desparate effort to break mountains of cellulite.
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    Did he grease your thighs to get you into your elastic waist pants? Here is a picture of me after my makeup has been applied:
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    I have to admit it ,ZORBEET,you do look prettier than me
    No need to work on my thighs,as i just have my pure silk handmade chinese robe on....Jealous much????????
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    Zorbeet, I'm flored. Did your personal make up artist do your make up? Would you like to accompany me to my country club tonight? I would love to show you off.

    Only if you're not embarrassed to be seen with an ugly, bitter, jealous fatty, of course.

    Effie, you can hold my designer purse while Zorbeet and I have oysters for dinner.

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    I MAY allow one of my bodyguards give you a hand or whatever,while the rest of them pretaste my food and arrange the pillows on my throne like chair..
    God,i am sick,i actually enjoy that
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    Zorbeet won't go to a country club. Too many infractions with golf carts and caddy abuse.

    Thanks I'm feeling the love!
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    actually there is a technique that one of the massage therapists does that totally prevents cellulite. Its not a normal rubdown type massage, its a mix of Thai, myofasical, and neuromuscular. It almost feels like pinching and only takes a couple of minutes but it works in preventing cellulite.

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    That's interesting and informative. Thank you so much for bestowing your wisdom Femme.

    Curiouser and curiouser...

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    So we have 3 choices here in regard to cellulite. Basically it boils down to:

    Effort
    Money
    Refusing to sweat the mundane shit and concentrating on developing a personality
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    i lean towards the last choice
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    I lean on the massage table and have my slaves do exactly what Femme adviced.
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    i got to places and have it done, the only time I have people come to the house is if Im running low on time

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    Hee hee heee heeeeee heeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeee! I'm going slightly mad....!!!!!!!!
    Curiouser and curiouser...

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    OOOOOOOOOOOk.i give up
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    Wake up ten minutes late , pick out matching underwear ( I jsut can't wear mismatched ) jump in the shower . wash hair and face ,shave , get out of shower wrap hair in high absorbancy towel ( cuts down on drying time ) Brush Teeth , put on face and baby lotion ,deoderent , un wrap hair , and put on any combo of hair products ( I am a product junkie so I try something new everyday ) put make up on starting with eyeshadow then tinted moisterizer then conclearer , then blush and lots of mascara , while I put on makeup try to eat something then I run out of the door and arrive about 2 minutes late for work !

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