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    No when I was a FF that was my frickin rent!!

    Where is soj?? Crickets always make me think of him!

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    I make sure my hair (I've learned how to do my own) and makeup is immacutately in place before my husband wakes up so I always look hot for him otherwise he might cheat on me. I also wait until he's asleep at night (after he's banged my brains out of course) before taking off my makeup.
    ??? why do you need to be such a sentinel???
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    I hope this thread never dies

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    Last night I put on my lipstick as I was leaving a birthday party downtown, to drive home to an empty apartment that is all of 10 minutes and 2-1/2 miles away. FF would be so proud!!

    Hell what if there's an accident and I end up in the morgue without my lipstick on? (I actually ain't kidding! )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mira View Post
    Last night I put on my lipstick as I was leaving a birthday party downtown, to drive home to an empty apartment that is all of 10 minutes and 2-1/2 miles away. FF would be so proud!!

    Hell what if there's an accident and I end up in the morgue without my lipstick on? (I actually ain't kidding! )
    I do that stuff all the time. It makes me feel good, that's what counts. It doesn't have to make sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mira View Post

    Hell what if there's an accident and I end up in the morgue without my lipstick on? (I actually ain't kidding! )
    Okay, wear your nice undies out in case of getting hit by a bus ( my grandmother always said this) and make sure you've got your lippy on too for the same reason.
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    I know, I have to have my hair brushed and decent underwear on in addition to the makeup. After all, the cops or Homeland Security could decide it's about time I was detained My apt. was an absolute mess last night though, so that would have been tough on the rellies.

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    I wouldn't pay to get my hair dried because I can do it myself but I sort of do all of that stuff... including the joke about having my makeup done... I even manage to do it with my crazy son running around... like if I had a scary blemish or something I would want to be properly spackled before my significant other saw me... but I'm mental.

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    I can't stand the way stylists blow out my hair. The times I've allowed them to do it (they usually insist) I always go home and redo my hair. I cut my own hair, color my own hair, and it looks great. No more $150-200 visits for me. Ain't worth it. Now if I were rich, I'd be spending hellacious amounts of time at the salon for all kinds of stuff, and they'd be doing it right and the way I want before I left the joint, but I'd be nice about it.

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    Once i had a terrible back pain and i thought it was a heart attack.
    First thing i took a good bath,nice undies and by the time i was ready for the ER,the pain was gone.Muscular pain..
    everytime i get sick,i hit the bath 4 times a day...
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    I have two girls who are awesome and I honestly wish I could afford to use the girl for color because she's just so neat... if I had the disposable cash then why the hell not? Anyone in Houston should totally go to these two girls... they are so awesome I try to send people to them because I can't go as often as I'd like.

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    You're lucky. I don't think I'm that picky, I just know what looks good, and I've never found anyone who can see that their vision of what my hair should look like is different. I found one woman down in Marin County 10 years ago, and she cut it from long... she convinced me to do it. I've worn a version of that ever since. It's about 3 inches below my collarbone.

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    Blow outs are overrated. I try to let my hair dry naturally whenever I can, which lately, is often, since I have to be up at the ass crack of dawn about half the days of the week. I shower in the early evenings and my hair is usually dry enough by the time I hit the sack. But if I'm getting up early, I have to wear my hair back anyway, so it's not like it matters.

    The getting ready routine thread....it always makes me smile!

    Imagining FF up in Michigan freezing her ass off with static electricity ruining her "do"

    I bet one of her dirty little secrets is that she wears Uggs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    I bet one of her dirty little secrets is that she wears Uggs.
    omg the horror!!!!
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