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    ^^ I thought that was something old ladies did - both my grandmas used to anyway.

    Anyhoo, on weekdays I shower and hairwash everyday, body lotion most days if I haven't pressed snooze too often, blow dry hair (doesn't take long - I've got short, fine hair) then put my face on, get dressed and go. I have breakfast once I get to work.

    Weekends I put riding gear on and take the horse out, come home and shower when the husband starts complaining that I smell.
    A big boy did it and ran away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Femmefatale View Post
    LOLOL ok,

    Id like to know what PB, Zorbeet, and AO look like? Please share! Im sure youre all quite stunning but just out of curiosity Id like to know
    Because of course, how a person looks is the only thing that really matters. Accomplishments, education, character count for nothing.

    I'm sure you assume that we are all jealous, bitter fatties. If that's what you want to believe, go right ahead. I posted my pic on here a long time ago for my friends to see and nobody's eyeballs were burned out.

    For what it's worth, I used to do television and we all know only ugly women are allowed on TV.
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    a blow out? isn't that what they call it when you lift something way too heavy and your insides strain so much that you literally blow your guts out of your ass??

    mine is:
    roll grudgingly out of bed
    drag myself under a shower
    get dressed
    run my hair straightner over any bits of kinky hair
    mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and a little lipgloss.
    brush teeth
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    A blow out 3 times a week? That must be incredibly expensive.
    “What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson

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    I've always thought a blow out was a huge meal (ironic eh?) or what happens to an over-inflated ego, errrr I mean tyre.

    Here's me:

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    You look lovely! How photogenic you are!! You should perhaps wear more jewelry though?
    Curiouser and curiouser...

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    Quote Originally Posted by A*O View Post
    I've always thought a blow out was a huge meal (ironic eh?) or what happens to an over-inflated ego, errrr I mean tyre.
    Or a nightmare diaper situation.
    “What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” - Mel Gibson

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinklilycat View Post
    You look lovely! How photogenic you are!! You should perhaps wear more jewelry though?

    Notice how I carefully match the bling with the eyeshadow. Attention to detail - very important for hotness.
    I've never liked lesbianism - it leaves a bad taste in my mouth
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    Absolutely! You got that bling matching down to a fine art! I'd say you were certainly the hottest woman on this forum - no question...
    Curiouser and curiouser...

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    You are looking very fresh today.
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    OK,maybe because i am not American,or young,or trendy,i need to understand.
    Femme Fatale,are you REAL?
    A living ,fleshy person,a young woman living in 2007?
    Are you joking or what?
    And who the hell cares how each one EATS or Makes up her face.?
    OR is it just me?
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    No effie, it's not just you!
    Curiouser and curiouser...

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    HA! Two more members of the Bitter Jealous Fatties Club
    I've never liked lesbianism - it leaves a bad taste in my mouth
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    To whom do I pay my subs?
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    That was my faux getting ready for the day list earlier. This is how I really do it.

    Awaken at 9:30 am to the sounds of rare Amazonian birds tweeting out strains of Mozart while my Finnish staff of 12 prepares my breakfast of rare spotted owl egg omelet and Rainforest cocoa.

    Have Swen my Swedish massuer pull me into an upright position and move my jaw to masticate my food. Eating is SUCH a chore. He massages my throat, forcing me to swallow. Tedious work. While Swen makes me eat a string quartet plays softly in the background.

    Afterwards my Nubian bath attendents carry me into the bath where I'm stripped, and bathed in a pool of Evian water heated to exactly the same temperature as my skin. It's scented with the essential oils of a rare rose grown only on a remote Scottish Isle.

    After the bath the Nubians pat me down with towels woven of the purest silk, lotion my body with rare oils and powder me. I stand perfectly still as they dress me in the finest of designer clothing followed by showing my army of gay hairdressers and makeup artists.

    By the time all of this is done it's lunchtime and I get something such as broiled dodo bird with a side order of rare white rhino. Swen again forcibly masticates me.

    Time to shop and my diamond studded Mercedes hovercraft wisks me away above all the plebian smelly regular poor people. Poor people smell like poo. I shop till dinner time, but only once my body guards toss all the poo poor away.

    I meet the Mr for dinner at the Cuntry Club, champers and some delicacy that I'm just going to puke up later. I don't know what the Mr does at work all day but nor do I care. I fawn and smile at him so he'll feel ego stroked enough to do my bidding and keep the mega bucks rolling in.

    He retires to the gents smoking room while I leave for the clubs, the VIP rooms only where I get screwed, lewd, blued and tattooed before the night is out. Swen and my staff pry me out of the hovercraft and tuck me sweetly into my mink lined bed with the ruby studded headboard. But only after they pry the last of the coke off my white rimmed nostrils.

    And we begin again in the morning..

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