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    Quote Originally Posted by Honey View Post
    I can't see your dog pic Green Splotch
    Just click on the link...
    "Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way"

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    honey..at first i clicked on the photobucket link..but that's not it, it's the second link in each post that has the pic...her dog is sooo cute..

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    Oh yea! I had to go back to page 9 to find it, what an effort

    Cuteeeeeeee

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    <a href="Photo sharing site, free image and video hosting: Photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w...r/bongoman.jpg" border="0" alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket"></a>

    Another photo of "The Bongo"

    Just had to - Sorry!!!


    Jim Anchower at your service!

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    Jim Anchower at your service!

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    awww greensplotch your dog is lovely!!
    btw first link is not working but second one leads to terrific pic

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    Awww.... thanks for the compliments on "The Bongo"... I love my pup to death.

    I'd take him over a Brand-New-Benz or "Blow-Out" any day!!!
    Jim Anchower at your service!

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    Ok, I am being extremely shallow...


    FF... I want you to post photos of your:
    HOUSE
    CAR
    YOU
    CAT
    HOT-TUB
    THRICE-WEEKLY-BLOW-OUT
    SO MUCH MORES THAT WILL MAKE US VOMIT

    Becauase I am a jealous bitch... really:
    I am way too skinny, have been to too many countries, drive a used car, have my BA and beyond, am too driven, have a big nose, am too pale, respect others too much, too much more...
    Jim Anchower at your service!

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    LOL you are obsessed with FF
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    Quote Originally Posted by UndercoverGator View Post
    That was my faux getting ready for the day list earlier. This is how I really do it.

    Awaken at 9:30 am to the sounds of rare Amazonian birds tweeting out strains of Mozart while my Finnish staff of 12 prepares my breakfast of rare spotted owl egg omelet and Rainforest cocoa.

    Have Swen my Swedish massuer pull me into an upright position and move my jaw to masticate my food. Eating is SUCH a chore. He massages my throat, forcing me to swallow. Tedious work. While Swen makes me eat a string quartet plays softly in the background.

    Afterwards my Nubian bath attendents carry me into the bath where I'm stripped, and bathed in a pool of Evian water heated to exactly the same temperature as my skin. It's scented with the essential oils of a rare rose grown only on a remote Scottish Isle.

    After the bath the Nubians pat me down with towels woven of the purest silk, lotion my body with rare oils and powder me. I stand perfectly still as they dress me in the finest of designer clothing followed by showing my army of gay hairdressers and makeup artists.

    By the time all of this is done it's lunchtime and I get something such as broiled dodo bird with a side order of rare white rhino. Swen again forcibly masticates me.

    Time to shop and my diamond studded Mercedes hovercraft wisks me away above all the plebian smelly regular poor people. Poor people smell like poo. I shop till dinner time, but only once my body guards toss all the poo poor away.

    I meet the Mr for dinner at the Cuntry Club, champers and some delicacy that I'm just going to puke up later. I don't know what the Mr does at work all day but nor do I care. I fawn and smile at him so he'll feel ego stroked enough to do my bidding and keep the mega bucks rolling in.

    He retires to the gents smoking room while I leave for the clubs, the VIP rooms only where I get screwed, lewd, blued and tattooed before the night is out. Swen and my staff pry me out of the hovercraft and tuck me sweetly into my mink lined bed with the ruby studded headboard. But only after they pry the last of the coke off my white rimmed nostrils.

    And we begin again in the morning..
    I love you Can I borrow the Nubians sometime?
    DH is a Siberian Tiger

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenSplotch View Post
    Ok, I am being extremely shallow...


    FF... I want you to post photos of your:
    HOUSE
    CAR
    YOU
    CAT
    HOT-TUB
    THRICE-WEEKLY-BLOW-OUT
    SO MUCH MORES THAT WILL MAKE US VOMIT

    Becauase I am a jealous bitch... really:
    I am way too skinny, have been to too many countries, drive a used car, have my BA and beyond, am too driven, have a big nose, am too pale, respect others too much, too much more...
    sorry i spat my drink out when i read the bolded part.
    Alicia Silverstone: "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

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    I wake up with my face already on, get up, shower, wash my hair, blowdry it, dress appropriately, usually jeans and a teeshirt, but sometimes I go for broke and lay on the muumuus, cha-cha heels and turbans...I am older, so I might as well dress my age...
    DH is a Siberian Tiger

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    Cha-cha heels! heeeeee!! Did The Banned One ever explain exactly what cha cha heels were? Are they special shoes from Bawlmer for dancing or something?

    Hate to tell you this GS and FF but Mercedes have gone seriously downhill in terms from quality once Chrysler bought the company. They've nearly ruined the car with downgrades and modifications. Not worth a fig any longer. But I do miss my old Mercedes Diesel I had for years and years.

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    My apologies for a night of watsed posts... sorry. FF and Merlot do not mix!!! READ: DO NOT DRINK AND FF!!!

    Anyways, ^ You do not need to apologize to me about Mercedes... all I know is that I don't buy new and if it gets me from point A to point B I'm a happy woman...

    Have a great day, and again sorry for hijacking the thread.
    Jim Anchower at your service!

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    *backing out of thread slowly*

    Can't we all just get along?
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