Whale Sperm Shampoo

**BITTER** · August 17th, 2010, 05:23 PM

No, I am certain that it is spermaceti, the semen-like substance that is inside a sperm whale's head. No one would put whale semen in anyone's head. Read the wiki article again.

I have also sent an email to snopes.com to confirm it.

Here is some info on the blue whale:

snopes.com: Thar She Blows!

**KristiB** · August 17th, 2010, 05:41 PM

Hunting sperm whales is illegal. I think it's whale sperm. Don't know from what kind of whale though.

**Sleuth** · August 17th, 2010, 06:40 PM

Leave the whales alone. For fooks sake.

**Zee** · August 17th, 2010, 07:10 PM

I pulled the ingredients list from the manufacturer's label and it lists whale sperm.

**chartreuse** · August 17th, 2010, 07:23 PM

i like trying lots of different hair products, but i just don't think i could lather up my tresses with shamu's spooge.

**BITTER** · August 17th, 2010, 07:33 PM

I do hope snopes.com answers me back.

**calcifer** · August 17th, 2010, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by BITTER

No, I am certain that it is spermaceti, the semen-like substance that is inside a sperm whale's head. No one would put whale semen in anyone's head. Read the wiki article again.

i agree with you.

Spermaceti. Cetyl Palmitate. Sperm Oil.
Waxy oil derived from the sperm whale's head or from dolphins. In many margarines. In skin creams, ointments, shampoos, candles, etc. Used in the leather industry. May become rancid and cause irritations. Alternatives: synthetic spermaceti, jojoba oil, and other vegetable emollients.

Animal Ingredient List A-Z

**BITTER** · August 17th, 2010, 08:03 PM

Originally Posted by calcifer

i agree with you.

Animal Ingredient List A-Z

Finally, a rational mind.

**sputnik** · August 17th, 2010, 10:01 PM

it's whale spooge!

**Kittylady** · August 17th, 2010, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by Little Goon

How do you get a job masterbating whales for the shampoo? I know that there are jobs masterbating chickens, I saw it on, "Dirty Jobs." But whales?

I'd do it, but it would have to pay well due to the obvious risks involved.

I'm sorry, but why do people need to masturbate chickens? My mind is boggling here and not in a good way.

**Little Goon** · August 18th, 2010, 12:02 AM

Well, I did a search and I guess the guy from, "Dirty Jobs," was actually inseminating turkeys. So I got everything all mixed up, as usual.
I don't know how to embed a video (I know, it's sad

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But here is a link if you want to check it out. YouTube - Turkey Inseminator

**BITTER** · August 18th, 2010, 06:45 AM

Originally Posted by sputnik

it's whale spooge!

LOL, Bukkake 'do!

**Zee** · August 18th, 2010, 08:29 AM

The official shampoo of FF.

**cmmdee** · August 18th, 2010, 09:13 AM

They sell this shampoo all over the Dominican Republic. LOL.

**twitchy2.0** · August 18th, 2010, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by Kittylady

I'm sorry, but why do people need to masturbate chickens? My mind is boggling here and not in a good way.

It's turkeys. There has been such a demand for white meat that commercial turkeys are bred to be freakishly shaped (large breasts) and as a result have now reached such sizes that they can't mate. It's also really hard on their bodies to sustain all the muscle and to grow that rapidly and they frequently just drop dead or have crippled legs and can barely walk. Huge losses with commercial breeds.