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    Quote Originally Posted by czb View Post
    yeah, and guys never do things that sound demented.

    a friend of ours was over the other night and says 'check this out'! and he whips a dick ring out of his pocket. so please don't talk to me about DEMENTED. argh.
    the fuck is a dick ring?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    Yes, the description says it mimics the effects of snake venom. Nowhere does it say it IS snake venom.
    "Mimics the effects of a deadly reptilian neurotoxin! Spread it on your face!"
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    Take Viagra! Have an artificial all-night erection!!!

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    I refuse to believe that Grimm doesn't know what a dick ring (aka a cock ring) is.

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    I refused to believe that Grimm doesn't know how to multi-post.
    Free Charmed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    the fuck is a dick ring?
    i'm assuming she means cock ring.
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    a cock ring is NOT the same as smearing neurotoxin on your face

    It's not even kinky, eesh. You girls with your hoop skirts and petticoats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    I refuse to believe that Grimm doesn't know what a dick ring (aka a cock ring) is.
    Quote Originally Posted by sputnik View Post
    i'm assuming she means cock ring.
    yes, you ladies are correct.

    and i never said that a dick (or cock) ring was kinky. but i do think that whipping one out of your pocket during a 'normal' conversation is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    Yeah except if you buy it from ALDI its only 7 per tube - and comes in a nifty little tube/injector-thingy that delivered a limited amount each time.

    Works brilliantly for a FRACTION of the cost

    Did it really work Novice? I'm thinking of buying it for my mom since she's always complaining about her wrinkles, and there's an ALDI near my house.

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    I only used it for a short time and yeah, it works. I've heard that you can't get it over there tho.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novice View Post
    I only used it for a short time and yeah, it works. I've heard that you can't get it over there tho.

    Really? I've seen the little cosmetic corner at my local one. I assumed they would have it too.

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    Shit, the stuff we do to look good.
    Rock the fuck on!

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    I recently saw a cream for aches and pains that has real snake venom in homeopathic doses in it. I was too scared to try it.
    "Just because I walked into a turd supermarket doesn't mean I have to buy anything." - John Oliver

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brookie View Post
    ^It's a chick thing. As long as it doesn't permanently morph me into a pit viper, I'll play.
    ...actually I'd use that stuff if it did...

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