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    Quote Originally Posted by BoogsBun View Post
    This for Mel, since she asked so politely, and it is rather amusing (in retrospect).

    It was basically a technical difficulty while giving head one day, perhaps bad penis placement, I don't know for sure. To make a long story short, my BF at the time, shot his load, and said load, proceeded to rocket launch out of my nose (very similar to when you swallow soda wrong and it goes out your nose). Mind you I still had a mouthful of the stuff too. So I was sitting there totally panic stricken, with a mouthful of the stuff AND cum trails hanging from my nose.

    First of all, the shit fucking burns your nose, AND the smell just lingers about. To make it even worse, I had fucking cum boogers the next day. If you think coke boogers are bad, bump it up a notch, then you'll have cum boogers.
    OUCH! Good thing you aren't like one of those people that can shoot milk out of the corner of their eye, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    Watch out for when he tells you that threesomes are a great way of overcoming social anxiety.
    Wouldn't put it past him. If he did though, I'd tell him where to go. Looking like Alex Smith only gets you so far and that's a step too far for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoogsBun View Post
    This for Mel, since she asked so politely, and it is rather amusing (in retrospect).

    It was basically a technical difficulty while giving head one day, perhaps bad penis placement, I don't know for sure. To make a long story short, my BF at the time, shot his load, and said load, proceeded to rocket launch out of my nose (very similar to when you swallow soda wrong and it goes out your nose). Mind you I still had a mouthful of the stuff too. So I was sitting there totally panic stricken, with a mouthful of the stuff AND cum trails hanging from my nose.

    First of all, the shit fucking burns your nose, AND the smell just lingers about. To make it even worse, I had fucking cum boogers the next day. If you think coke boogers are bad, bump it up a notch, then you'll have cum boogers.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    OUCH! Good thing you aren't like one of those people that can shoot milk out of the corner of their eye, huh?


    *giggles*

    I haven't laughed so hard in ages. Thanks this is gold.

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