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    ^^Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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    Quote Originally Posted by gas_chick View Post
    Well maybe if it is Colin Farrell's semen.
    Something tells me his is already about 40 proof. No need to add the whiskey.

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    Old whore also said that she could tell what the customers had for dinner_lunch just by the taste of their sperm..god i made myself sick..
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    "don't come on by if you've eaten asparagus again, you dirty bastard!"... "mama wants the sweets!"
    and now, you made me sick!
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Quote Originally Posted by effie2 View Post
    Old whore also said that she could tell what the customers had for dinner_lunch just by the taste of their sperm..god i made myself sick..
    I worked with a guy who found out he was diabetic this way...a hooker told him his "juices" was real sweet. He told his doctor and the doctor tested him for diabetes...
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    Does she count as 'beetus testing supplies? Will insurance cover visits with her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Does she count as 'beetus testing supplies? Will insurance cover visits with her?
    Good luck getting a cat to do anything let alone join in on your sexcapades. - Air Quotes

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    ok,i am not coming here again,my stomach churns..
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    Does she count as 'beetus testing supplies? Will insurance cover visits with her?
    I bet she's less expensive than those strips people have to buy....

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    Quote Originally Posted by effie2 View Post
    Old whore also said that she could tell what the customers had for dinner_lunch just by the taste of their sperm..god i made myself sick..
    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    "don't come on by if you've eaten asparagus again, you dirty bastard!"... "mama wants the sweets!"
    and now, you made me sick!

    BOTH of you.......stop it!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    I bet she's less expensive than those strips people have to buy....
    Those strips are obscene. I used to work in a pharmacy, and we were robbed one night (window smashed and everything). No drugs OR cash were touched... only boxes of diabetic test strips.
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    Did the police sketch look like Wilford Brimley?
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    Hmm, I suppose this is the reason why I still get carded for cigarettes at 34.

    Has anyone tried vagina secretions on their face? Perhaps this lady would give us some pointers. *eyeroll*

    For real though, I'll pass on this face mask. Straight up puke.
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    A couple of girls say it tastes like bleach. I've never found that to be the case.
    See, Whores, we are good for something. Love, Florida
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    sometimes it does have a "clean" odor.....maybe slightly bleachy, I don't know how exactly to describe it.

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