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    Will this thread have a climax?
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    As much as I want to believe these claims, it certainly flies in the face of (no pun intended) the fact that someone like Jenna Jameson has had so many surgeries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gas_chick View Post
    Yeah me too then I realized it was always a man saying it plus I got it in the eye once. Damn near blinded me like those crazy masterbaters.
    Omigosh! Thank heavens I wasn't the only one!

    And it's not true about the Visine commercial. It does NOT get the red out!!
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    I would like to send a shout out to all of the wonderful people here who risk temporary visual impairment for the sake of their guys!

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    but how long do you let it dry before you brush it out?
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    She was so cute even with sperm hair.
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    You re all disgusting(and sooo funny)
    There was a whorehouse by the train bridge in my old hood.I had a rather famous musician friend,married to a beautiful artist girl.He was a regular visitor to the whorehouse,banging a sistyish fat whore.She swore she was fresh and beautiful thanks to the very regular sperm treat.Our friend told us she smelled like it at all times.And she was looking like a 70years old fat whore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MohandasKGanja View Post
    I would like to send a shout out to all of the wonderful people here who risk temporary visual impairment for the sake of their guys!
    My youngest daughter (19) was telling me about a girl she knows who had a case of pink eye from this. Makes you wonder about Bob Costas at Sochi, though he was probably just doing it for the sake of his skin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHELLEE View Post
    She was so cute even with sperm hair.
    Maybe Cameron should try putting it on her face.
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    Men will do anything for women to let this happen so this only plays right into their plans. Thanks, Lady! For sharing your spank on the face secrets. We just needed to know this. I am rolling my eyes so hard right now that I see my brain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BITTER View Post
    Why, this is the most unusual beauty tip I've ever come across
    I just love your nasty mind! lol


    It is supposed to be good for ya though! in all kinds of ways!
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    and... here we go!


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    Well maybe if it is Colin Farrell's semen.
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