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    Men’s Brazilian Wax
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    After reading the recent buzz about the increasing number of men obtaining these treatments, I had to write in about my experiences. I have been “getting waxed” for several months now. My first treatment was a “simple” back waxing. What was I thinking?! My wife had grown weary of trimming and shaving my back so I opted to give waxing a try. Yes, it was painful. Yes, I went back for more. The second back waxing I experienced hurt almost as much as the first. So how did I go from the back to the Brazilian?

    Well, during this time I continued to shave my genital areas. The more I shaved the more tedious the process became. To make a long story short, I became tired of spending hours in the bathroom with a razor and decided to give the Brazilian waxing a try. I found two local spas that offered this service for men. I made my appointment at the one with the lowest cost. During my first trip, I was rather nervous. After all, I was going to be getting naked in front of a stranger and she was going to be placing hot wax on my most intimate parts! She was very professional and explained the procedure thoroughly. I opted to have a “boy short” area done—that is, from my waist to just below my butt cheeks. She removed all hair in this area. The funny thing was that it was not as painful as getting my back done. I had entirely expected this to be more painful than a back waxing—especially in the scrotal area. It wasn’t. In fact, it hurt considerably less than having my back waxed. It took almost two hours to get the entire procedure completed. The most embarrassing part was slipping back and forth from an erection to a completely flaccid state. She remained professional and assured me that it was completely “natural.”

    Well, an even bigger surprise awaited us both. When she was just about finished with the entire procedure, she started with the back side doing my butt, inner cheeks, perineum, etc, and moved to the front—I ejaculated. This is not what I expected. Again, she remained professional and called it “natural.” I thanked her and got dressed. After paying for the procedure, she instructed me to exfoliate often and to call for my next appointment in about six weeks. And that is about how long it took for the hair to re-grow—six weeks. I called for another appointment and continued to visit her about every six to eight weeks for quite a while.

    After several months, I began to rethink spending so much money on such a vain procedure. I must say, however, that being hair free “down there” adds to the sexual experience and intimacy with my wife. I’ve grown to enjoy the smooth skin and extra sensations I feel without the hair. I did take a break from waxing and shaved for about six weeks. It didn’t take very long for me to become tired of this time-consuming activity again and nicking myself sure didn’t help make shaving a viable option.

    When I decided to return for my most recent waxing, I phoned a different studio/spa. I wanted to see if they did anything differently. Yes, they did! When I went there, I was greeted not by one aesthetician, but by two! Now I was going to be getting naked in front of two women instead of just one. I knew what to expect pain-wise, but was still a bit anxious being sprawled out on the table with one of them on each side. They remained thoroughly professional as well. I was very pleased with my latest experience as the pain was considerably less than before. With two of them working, it took only forty-five minutes to remove all the hair from my waist to below my cheeks and everywhere in between. Though the experience is not sensual or sexual at all, I must say it was interesting having one woman hold my “junk” while the other yanked the hair off! I did become erect during this procedure and did ejaculate; however, they assured me it was not a problem and that it was common.

    Knowing that I can have this procedure done in forty-five minutes has me hooked on staying hair free. My wife is okay with me lying there naked with two other women simply because it is not a sexual experience. I am hooked at being hair-free as it increases my experience with my wife. I decided to write this article to encourage any men who may be considering this procedure. There is some pain involved; there is no doubt about that. The payoff is worth the investment though. And, ladies, if your man expects you to be hair-free, it is only fair for them to be willing to provide you with the same. I haven’t convinced my wife to get waxed yet but she does remained shaved for me.

    I continue to express interest in her waxing and think that once she does she’ll be hooked. No one should let their fear of pain discourage them, and no one should let their fear of being nude around strangers stop them from getting this done. For the professionals, it is like being a doctor. It is a procedure—nothing more and nothing less. For those of us who get waxed, it is a pathway to pleasure with those we love most. I highly recommend waxing to everyone and hope that this has helped to answer questions and relieve anxiety. Happy waxing!
    Men’s Brazilian Wax - DivineCaroline

    Does this read like he's writing to Penthouse Forum or is it just me? What a douchebag. Yeah, the women just love it when you come on them. Fucking loser.

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    Indeed, women are so nonchalant when they get jizzed on by a stranger. Reads like a fantasy.
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    So spunking on your bollock waxer is an acceptable and guilt-free alternative to visiting a massage parlour for a handjob?
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    It's only alright to nut off, if you weren't planning to.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    I don't understand what would make this guy ejac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sprynkles View Post
    I don't understand what would make this guy ejac.
    He gets off on having strange women handle his "junk" while he's helpless on a table? Typical nurse/porn fantasy. Also the pain gets him off a little, especially around his anus. These poor women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    men who wax their balls are total gaylords.

    sorry, but it's ridiculous.

    Manscaping is one thing, that shit is something else.
    Couldn't agree more.

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    I like a courtesy trim but men should have pubes.
    When your daughter plays "House," she pretends to be an annoying doctor with a pill-addiction and a limp.

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    Yes^, and some chest hair is nice too.

    Meryl doesn't even try anymore. She just calls Lanvin and asks for curtains with a belt.~Bitter
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    Wow. I bet he didn't tell his wife he nuts off during the procedure. I'm pretty sure she would want it to stop.

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    My thoughs as I read the article:

    The more I shaved the more tedious the process became.
    Oh, so maybe now you recognize how hard it is for a woman to keep up with your beauty standards?

    My wife is okay with me lying there naked with two other women simply because it is not a sexual experience.
    Well, considering that you ejaculated, I think that your wife is being rather naive if she thinks that it is not a sexual experience.
    Waxing is not a sexual experience for her and it isn't for the women doing it, but evidently it is for you.

    decided to write this article to encourage any men who may be considering this procedure.
    Yes, you probably convinced some of them.
    Because you said it improves your sex life with your wife? No!
    Because I can see them getting turned on by the idea of being "handled" by two women and ejaculate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melyanna View Post
    Yes, you probably convinced some of them.

    Because I can see them getting turned on by the idea of being "handled" by two women and ejaculate.
    Ha ha! Little do men realize that when there are two women involved in any paid sexual adventure (which this is) and the two women speak any language other than what the man understands, they're talking shit about him. This nasty little creep probably has more insulting nicknames amongst the poor women who have to handle his "junk" (perfect name for it) than he can imagine.

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    If I found out my boyfriend ejaculated if(!) he ever got his balls waxed I'd most definitely stop it, right then and there. The only example I can think of where I wouldn't find it disgusting and disrespectful would be for a strictly medical reason. The thought of some other woman/women seeing my boyfriend not only erect but ejaculate actually makes me feel sick.
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