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    Yeah, those cheeks are too flat, no one will ever fuck you with that ass. You should DIY, get some syringes and a 32 oz container of lard. You can plump that ass up for $5.99!!!

    You can have an ass that looks like this! (Disturbing, but probably safe for work):

    http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/i...e_ass_boil.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadDwarf View Post
    Yeah, those cheeks are too flat, no one will ever fuck you with that ass. You should DIY, get some syringes and a 32 oz container of lard. You can plump that ass up for $5.99!!!

    You can have an ass that looks like this! (Disturbing, but probably safe for work):

    http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/i...e_ass_boil.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by *DIVA! View Post
    You're always freaked out by the random shit I find on the internet. Yet, you continue to click on my links.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadDwarf View Post
    You're always freaked out by the random shit I find on the internet. Yet, you continue to click on my links.
    I know, right... A hard head, makes a soft behind!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    ^^

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    ^^Not just the ass..baby gonna have front, back, and side to side!!


    I just threw up a lot....

    I was trying to give them confidence! Jeez , i'm too nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadDwarf View Post
    Yeah, those cheeks are too flat, no one will ever fuck you with that ass. You should DIY, get some syringes and a 32 oz container of lard. You can plump that ass up for $5.99!!!

    You can have an ass that looks like this! (Disturbing, but probably safe for work):

    http://www.crazyshit.com/site/pics/i...e_ass_boil.jpg

    WTF what is that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by shedevilang View Post
    WTF what is that?
    A giant shit infested growth a grown man's diaper. Otherwise known as bad photoshop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heidi Ho View Post
    that looks like a boys ass
    My thoughts exactly.

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    ^THAT is just ALL kinds of nasty!!!

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    I'm pretty sure Queen is a guy. Look at the hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoodyJenny86 View Post
    My thoughts exactly.

    Queen Mab are you male or female?

    Not that it matters, just curious.


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    I'm pretty sure Queen is a guy. Look at the hands.
    a guy getting ass implants? blech
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    Please tell me this is a joke...
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    You're lucky it doesn't look like mine, with cottage cheese stuff.

    Just do squats and you'll have some van damme ass in no time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icepik View Post
    I'm pretty sure Queen is a guy. Look at the hands.
    ^Oh, didn't check out the hands too closely the first time.

    Yeah, I just thought it was a guy because the torso is pretty much straight down with no curves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkly View Post
    Please tell me this is a joke...
    It's trying to be.
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    I dunno that drawing of a robot on your butt made it look rounder. Perhaps it has filled out more since 2005.
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