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    Hello mother fucker! when you ask a question read also the answer instead of asking another question on an answer who already contain the answer of your next question!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    Noooooooo! *clutches hair protectively* When you are used to having hair that long you tend to be unconsciously aware of the dangers of catching/snagging it and so behave accordingly. In all my thirty*muttermutter* years I've never had anything happen to it (she said, hoping she hadn't just jinxed herself). I've never accidentally set fire to it (although I have set my own fingernails on fire more than once), I cook without trailing it through the pans and haven't ever trapped it in anything, unless you count the time when I didn't braid it before bed and woke up unable to get my head off the pillow because the Bloke was asleep on it. I also do style it and keeping it long suits me and my own personal goth/rock style. Of course all the compliments I get about it also sweeten the deal but that is just the bonus to the main fact which is that I like it like this and anyone who doesn't can go play with themselves.
    Don't tell these other bitches, but I've caught a fingernail on fire... but just ONCE! And they were acrylic, had nothing to do with the polish/varnish... just the thumb. I guess it was too long and when I went to light a smoke, the thumb wound up over the flame and damn did it go up in flames!
    Agree with you about the hair thing too. Although, I'll tell you, others prefer my hair longer as opposed to me... I don't mind it short, especially in summer in Texas! I have friends who will call me if I'm going to the salon to say "you're only getting a trim, riiiiight?" and it irritates the shit out of me!

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    Nail polish is flammable, says so right on the bottle. You're "one of those people" they write the warnings for, LMAO.
    hey, that shit can happen to anyone...
    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Know when to stop growing your hair. I used to work with a lady who wore her hair down. She was about 5'2". Her hair was down to her ankles! I suppose that could have been some religious reason, I never knew.
    Everytime I waited to get on the elevator with her I worried it would get caught and she would scalp herself.
    Let me say-she was not admired or taken seriously. Too Rapunzel. Maybe it was too long to wear up, but that would have helped.
    I alway ask my hairdresser "Celia, am I too old to have my hair this long?" and she always looks and says "heck no, you have several more years! Enjoy it this long and thick and curly while you can because eventually, it will start to thin and fall out and look lank."
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    "Remove clothes before inserting into washing machine."

    "A urinal cake is not a dessert."
    don't eat the candy in the urinal ... that's something we yell anytime we see someone going into the bathroom, its usually followed with "that stuff tastes terrible!"
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    I don't believe the thinning hair thing happens to everyone. My hair isn't one whit thinner and neither is my mother's.
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    Mine isn't thinning either. Nor my Mothers. If it does I will be joining Hairclub for Men.
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    Yeah I lose a headfull everytime I wash it and it is just not going away. It's like a damn horse's mane.
    I am going to come and burn the fucking house down... but you will blow me first."

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    Just wanted to say I hope you're doing okay! That sounds like an awful illness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gas_chick View Post
    Yeah I lose a headfull everytime I wash it and it is just not going away. It's like a damn horse's mane.
    That's me. I have to clean my brush weekly and give the vacuum cleaner a trim monthly. but it never gets any thinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    I don't believe the thinning hair thing happens to everyone. My hair isn't one whit thinner and neither is my mother's.
    Quote Originally Posted by McJag View Post
    Mine isn't thinning either. Nor my Mothers. If it does I will be joining Hairclub for Men.
    Quote Originally Posted by gas_chick View Post
    Yeah I lose a headfull everytime I wash it and it is just not going away. It's like a damn horse's mane.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    That's me. I have to clean my brush weekly and give the vacuum cleaner a trim monthly. but it never gets any thinner.
    braggedy ass bitches!
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    That's me. I have to clean my brush weekly and give the vacuum cleaner a trim monthly. but it never gets any thinner.
    Is that like a Wayne and Garth suck-cut?
    I smile because I have no idea what's going on

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    Coconut oil, and keep your hair in a low braid, especially when sleeping.
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    Hi! Thank you for all the replies!! Sorry I have been MIA. But things are worse than I thought. (Go Figure, just like my last long term absence.)
    About the hair....I ended up having to cut it to just below my shoulders. OMG. It was part giving up/part not knowing what else to do since I tried EVERY SINGLE IDEA. At last I just started crying and said "fuck it" and grabbed the scissors.
    But after going to the doctors, I realized it really probably won't matter.
    The last 4 or 5 months things have been going down hill, FAST. Mostly Chick problems that have NEVER happened to me before. I was always lucky because things were always on time, not a pain in the ass, and just normal. Then there was pain...not bad, just annoying and different. I ignored it. Then I started feeling like shit. As in I didn't want to do ANYTHING. Getting out of bed was the biggest pain in the ass. The bare minimum was done. If that. But I'm a single mom to 3 kids. I HAVE to get up. Eventually I just had to see my doctor because this just wasn't normal. AT ALL. I live in a hick town. Tiny. Old fashion. I told my doctor everything. He gave me a referral to the local Gyno. I knew, the minute I encountered him, he was an old fashioned ass. But I had to go with what was available. But I did have my moments of anger with him. I hate condescending people.
    I asked him about Cancer. As in, can you do any simple tests to rule anything out. His response, no lie: " Pffft, You're so young! People your age do not get Cancer!!" (I'm 37) THIS is AFTER I told him my maternal Grandmother died at 36 from Ovarian Cancer. So I said: But obviously people younger than 50 or per-menopausal get Cancer, correct?" Him: Well, sure, but it's rare." Me: But it DOES happen. So why not check out more than what you're doing even more so since it runs in my family."
    So he sends me for an Ultrasound(Which my other doctor did a month prior). I had one done about 6 months ago when they were figuring out what my problem was(Gall Bladder, had it removed) That one showed my Uterus at 6cm. The one a month prior, my Uterus was about 10 cm. The newest one, which was a month later it was about 17cm.
    He says, well, you have an enlarged Uterus & told me the size. He said being my age, and after having kids, it happens. I asked him what the size it was the month prior. He said, " Wow, that's a good question. We should compare." (All I kept saying in my head was DUUUURRRRR)

    So he told me the only way to figure things out is to do an exploratory laporoscopy. Which we did. (around October 8th) So glad we did. But proves 100% I need to travel for a better doctor. So not only do I have Endometriosous(sp) which has traveled to my surrounding organs, but the outside lining of my Uterus is very....Fucked. Then he had to tell me, (he showed me pictures.) "See these patches on the outside of your Uterus? In all my 35 years of being a doctor, I have NEVER seen them before. It's very interesting. I need to consult others about it before we have another appointment." He said the next step was an MRI. He said that I need to make a follow up appt in a week, then schedule the MRI. I said, "Why don't I schedule the MRI BEFORE a week, then we can discuss it at the appt." His response? "Wow. Youre a thinker!!" (Fucking douchebag)

    Ok. Long story longer.......Looks like Cancer. Pathology test has to be done. But the way the MRI looked, it wasn't good. So more surgery. BUT. This FUCK WAD DOESN'T want to do it right away. He thinks a $2000 shot once a month will help. and then they can observe me.
    I know it all sounds fucked, because it does to me. I can't grasp why My fucking chick parts don't get removed right away. I am done having kids. I have fucking black shit growing as we speak inside me. Fucking take it out!!! How can he say to wait???? He said he hasn't heard back from the other doctors about the alien patches on my parts. He wants to see what they say. I am fucking lost man. I always thought, Cancer, Go right back and take shit out. as soon as possible. Fucking Wait???
    I've lost 12 pounds, I look like death, I'm so pissed. I KNOW I need to go to a different doctor. Even the nurse that was with me told me that. She said please, get a second opinion ASAP.
    This all sounds like a fucking joke. Like someone is making shit up. But it proved to me that life is truly stranger than fiction.
    The part that has made me pissed off, besides this dudes lack of fucking any idea in the world is that my fuck of a fiancee thought he was the best guy ever to watch our 4 year old while I was in the hospital. I got home, not even an hour later he left. I haven't seen him since. Or heard a peep out of him. Oh wait....I did get a call to say he filed for custody because if I die, what would happen to our kid. It makes me laugh in an insane way because WTF. I have had some shitty things happen. I NEVER complained or said "Oh why oh why me?" Because I knew Karma was coming at me. I accepted it. I deserved it. I knew it would get me some day. But it was always one or two things at a time. I could deal with it.
    Now it's like everything at once. I can only think that Karma is now taking into account my past lives or something because seriously. WHAT THE FUCK.

    I know I have shitty insurance, but seriously. I figured I'd luck out on a good doctor.

    Anyway.....Sorry for the long confusing rant. I thought I'd let everyone know what was happening, or what I know at the moment. Seriously though. What fucking doctor acts like this???? I wish I was exaggerating. I actually left things out. Because re-hashing all of it, just really fucking makes me want to punch something.
    Before you ask, no. I haven't called a new doctor yet. I know, I know, I'm a dumbass fucking idiot. But I'm so sick of all of this. I'm so fucking.....just I don't know. just exhausted.

    Sorry again. Please don't bash me for being a dumbass, I already know.

    Anyway, thanks for the ideas!
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    I hope everything turns out better for you ,I am truly sorry that you could possibly have cancer , hopefully the test will come back either no cancer or very early stages or something very treatable , and for the love of god see if you can get a better doctor , see what other ones are available in your insurance coverage area
    And I understand being exhausted from it all , the amount of doctors I have seen with my back problems has turned me off from doctors for years - and nothing you could have done in life would equal anyone getting cancer - Cancer sucks ass and it indiscriminate and normally doesn't give a shit about karma
    Take a day or two to process the information and then on Monday call an OBGYN that not some dumb old fart who needs to be sent to the dirt farm - found some OBGYN in I think Upstate NY
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    gardenwitch, so much to deal with, i'm so sorry! you MUST go to someone else to get better treatment. your fiancee is an asshole but you really do need to do some family planning just in case something happens. you are in my prayers!
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    omg gardenwitch.. I am so sorry for what you are going through. I don't pray but I'm sending positive thoughts your way. Please feel free to rant in here as much as you need to, there is always someone here to listen. (((hugs from Australia)))
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    So sorry gardenwitch!

    Report that doctor. But find yourself a new one asap, some people are just thoroughly inept at their jobs, doctors are no exception.

    Hope you find a new doc soon (priority!)

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