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    Quote Originally Posted by honeysuckle View Post
    wow! they might have a receptionist sort of job where they can use a pencil to push the buttons on the phone. only guess i have.

    Honey, I'm a receptionist, and there's no way I could do my job with a pencil, lol.
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    EWW! all of them.. gross.
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    Quote Originally Posted by birdmadgirl View Post
    How do these people get things done? Like, button their pants and wipe their butts? Yuck!
    That's what I always wonder. Not to mention the zillions
    of bacteria that congregate underneath those fugly things.
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    I have a feeling the woman with the snack food logos weighs about 350 pounds.
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    The amount of germs that hide under regular long nails if you don't take to them with a scrubby brush regularly is incredible. Imagine the bacteria festering under those bastards after each time you've been to the lavatory? My. God.
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    They can't be practical!

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    A horrible as those long nails are, I want to vomit looking at the long toe nails!!

    I remember one of the girls in EnVogue had long nails, back in the 90's. As a kid I even remember thinking that was disgusting.

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    Those photos make me remember something: In high school (early 1990s), this girl I knew had really long nails and she wore little earrings in them--like pushed through the ends and with the backs on underneath to keep them from falling out. It was one of the tackiest things I've ever seen. One day, she and another girl got into a fistfight and about half those suckers were ripped right out. It was awful--but also sort of awesome in a white-trash way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by birdmadgirl View Post
    Those photos make me remember something: In high school (early 1990s), this girl I knew had really long nails and she wore little earrings in them--like pushed through the ends and with the backs on underneath to keep them from falling out. It was one of the tackiest things I've ever seen. One day, she and another girl got into a fistfight and about half those suckers were ripped right out. It was awful--but also sort of awesome in a white-trash way.
    I worked with a girl that had little holes drilled into her pinkie nails (extra long fakes, of course) and would put a series of little gold hoops in the nail. The color was hot pink, a very special hot pink that she would go out and buy a dozen bottles at a time!!

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    Ewwww! I hate the ones that look like veins. THey give me the heebee geebees. The picture under it, look at her pinky nail how it curls around the finger. That is not art...it's a big mess!
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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    I worked with a girl that had little holes drilled into her pinkie nails (extra long fakes, of course) and would put a series of little gold hoops in the nail. The color was hot pink, a very special hot pink that she would go out and buy a dozen bottles at a time!!
    Confession: I used to think that was so cool! Thank God my mother would never let me sink to such levels, or paint my nails at all for that matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KrisNine View Post
    WTF..



    somebody with fat fingers loves donald duck .. look at those dealbreakers...
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
    Kill It.
    Kill everything... that IS the solution!
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    Judging by her fat fingers it looks like she also ate him along with the rest of the Disney cast.
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    The decals are tacky, that's for sure, but at least they aren't incapacitating like the longer ones. I imagine they get those raggedy nails caught in clothing, doors, etc, not to mention that they probably can't even properly take care of their basic need such as preparing food, bathing, and going to the bathroom. I assume each of them has an engine-powered bidet, because otherwise those talons are dangling in toilet water, and standard sinks aren't large enough to accommodate washing their hands afterward. My mom had a theory about this one woman with nails like this, that she had a special railing that she slid across after taking a dump to scrape the shit off her ass.

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    I see these nails as a visual cue to guys saying "no I don't masturbate, that's icky, how could I anyway? PS: don't expect a hand job either"
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