Oh my God, somebody HELP! Or else I'm going to the doctors.
I have EXTREME ECZEMA!! I'm not embarrassed, I'm just annoyed because it's nearly everywhere!!
One on the corners of each of my shoulder blades, three patches on my back that are impossible to get to, one on each thigh, one on each side of the adonis, three on each calf muscle, two on the insides of the leg joint, three rows on each (kind of like x-rays on my ribs) in my stomach, one of each of my thighs, and one on each side of my hips. I'm sure there's some I forgot.
I'm considering giving up showers and living like a hippie because after I've had the shower and I go to dry, that's when it sparks the itchiness and it drives me MENTAL! Like, Vivien Leigh mental. What can I use for serious help?!???
P.S.: (I'm not dying, so don't freak too badly)