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    Quote Originally Posted by Kittylady View Post
    So is anyone going to try piss facials? Gargling it or chugging it? Anyone?


    Did all three, urine for a real treat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trixie View Post
    damn, I was gonna post about my semen facial mask routine but y'all beat me to it.

    pun intended.
    Dang, so it works huh!

    And I thought it was just my husband's way of getting a blow job!

    I bet if I used my coconut oil bar on him, I'll get more with an overflow on my palm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Audrey Reynolds View Post
    And I thought it was just my husband's way of getting a blow job!

    I bet if I used my coconut oil bar on him, I'll get more with an overflow on my palm.
    So do you swallow and experience the benefits or do you have him shoot his load in your face and rub it in?

    Please do not use your coconut oil bar on him. I've heard it shrinks the penis and causes impotence.
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    Here's some music to go along with Sluce's question:

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    What a bunch of filthy old whores...
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    What is the OP trying to sell?

    And how do you move out of a freeway? Is she talking about homeless people that live under freeway overpasses, cause I don't think they're skin would be in very good shape anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by effie2 View Post
    What a bunch of filthy old whores...
    Yeah but that's why you love us.
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    Speaking of filthy old whores, do you realize that if Messalina were still alive, she would be 1,990?
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    there,at least nasty old whore is older than me!!!
    and kitty baby,course i love you..you are my kind of whores..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brah View Post
    ^I've heard that a semen mask is really best when freshly applied, preferably directly from the source. Similar to water from springs, you know?
    Well, it is protein.
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