Oh my, where do I start?
I have REALLY BIG BOOBS that I just can't get used to. As I've bitched about before, I'm very short and small-framed, so it feels like they're too big, besides being uncomfortable (they get in my way when I'm trying to sleep, run, play guitar; pretty much anything, and they give me back pain). Plus, finding bras that fit is a complete nightmare, since it seems that no one makes 32 DD.
I always wanted to be long and lean and leggy; instead, I'm short with a very pronounced hourglass shape. My nose seems incongruent, my chin is...weird, my eyebrows are too far apart, and my there's always a halo of flyaways surrounding my head. Oh, and I'm fat (but I'm working on that).
Right, I sound like a self-loathing type, but I swear I'm not! I don't have low self-esteem, nor would I change all those things, but sometimes one needs to bitch about it.