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View Poll Results: Do you have cellulite?
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Yes, and I hate it!!!
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December 19th, 2005, 04:18 PM
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Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.
I'm 20 and for about the last 3 or 4 years I have had some areas on cellulite on my botom and the very top of my thighs. It never really bothered me, but I did try a couple of creams, and skin massaging out of interest to see if they worked.
Anyway, I think I may have found a solution that works. In my home, I have a power-shower with jets that sprays your body from all angles. So out of interest every time I showered (twice a day) over the last few months, I alter one of the jet sprays so that the water is very highly pressured when it comes out, so much so that it actually hurts a bit. Anyway I've been standing with my left ass-check to it every time I've showered and I swear the pressure has got rid of the cellulite I had completely. There isn't a stitch of it anywhere on my left as cheek anymore! So now I just need to do the right cheek!
Just thought I'd share .....!
Last edited by bella : December 19th, 2005 at 04:39 PM.
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December 19th, 2005, 04:20 PM
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Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Must. Get. Power Shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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December 19th, 2005, 04:27 PM
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Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.
lmao aglernon thats a good idea!
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December 20th, 2005, 01:56 AM
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Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.
I think you've found a much cheaper version of that procedure women have done where a technician uses roller type devices over their cellulite.
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December 20th, 2005, 01:59 AM
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Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.
Hmmmmmmm so that's another good reason to get a power shower jet [wink]
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December 20th, 2005, 06:38 AM
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Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.
i want power shower!!!!
mine has a massage option but it would never do it as hard that it hurts a little bit
reckon it would still do it?
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December 20th, 2005, 09:47 AM
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Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.
The pressure in my shower isn't ver good anyway
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January 12th, 2006, 12:35 PM
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Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.
I think no matter how skin-and-bones skinny I get; I will always have a chunk of fat right below my ass otherwise known as "saddlebags!" which are the ugliest thing a woman can have; it makes you very pear-shaped and anyways I would love to just push that chunk inward w/ a jet spray  lipo anyone?
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January 12th, 2006, 12:48 PM
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Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.
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My problem is I can never stick w/ a program.
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uh yeah me too  ^
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January 31st, 2006, 08:45 PM
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Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.
nice...and i was going to resort to scrubbing my butt with coffee grounds...ill have to check this out!
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February 1st, 2006, 01:33 AM
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Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.
When I go to the spa I stand in the "high pressure bubbles zone" until it hurts. I'm sure if I did it regularly I'd get rid of my cellulite. But I go to the spa like twice a year
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February 1st, 2006, 02:52 AM
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Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.
I've started being really good lately. I've only been doing it for about 2 weeks but I can see improvements already.
I drink a lot of water throughout the day, I do leg and bum exercises every morning and night (they take less than 5 minutes but are really effective), I do 30 minutes 3 times a week on my treadmill and I take my dog on a big walk twice a week.
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February 1st, 2006, 03:03 AM
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Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.
^^^ True, water can do wonders!
Regular exercise obviously too, but for those who are too lazy for it just drink liters of water every day!
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February 1st, 2006, 03:31 AM
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Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.
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February 1st, 2006, 03:45 AM
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Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.
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Barbara this is not your case because you're young, but what you said got me thinking about something: the older a woman gets the more difficult it becomes to get rid of those bumps and lumps because they become harder as the fat in them becomes more and more disconnected from the other cells (sorry for the very unprofessional explanation and description  ), and it eventually reaches a stage when liposuction is the only solution left
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