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Thread: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.

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    Default Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.

    I'm 20 and for about the last 3 or 4 years I have had some areas on cellulite on my botom and the very top of my thighs. It never really bothered me, but I did try a couple of creams, and skin massaging out of interest to see if they worked.

    Anyway, I think I may have found a solution that works. In my home, I have a power-shower with jets that sprays your body from all angles. So out of interest every time I showered (twice a day) over the last few months, I alter one of the jet sprays so that the water is very highly pressured when it comes out, so much so that it actually hurts a bit. Anyway I've been standing with my left ass-check to it every time I've showered and I swear the pressure has got rid of the cellulite I had completely. There isn't a stitch of it anywhere on my left as cheek anymore! So now I just need to do the right cheek!

    Just thought I'd share .....!
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    Default Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Must. Get. Power Shower!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Default Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.

    lmao aglernon thats a good idea!
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    Default Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.

    I think you've found a much cheaper version of that procedure women have done where a technician uses roller type devices over their cellulite.

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    Default Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.

    Hmmmmmmm so that's another good reason to get a power shower jet [wink]
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    Default Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.

    i want power shower!!!!
    mine has a massage option but it would never do it as hard that it hurts a little bit

    reckon it would still do it?

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    Default Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.

    The pressure in my shower isn't ver good anyway
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    Default Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.

    I think no matter how skin-and-bones skinny I get; I will always have a chunk of fat right below my ass otherwise known as "saddlebags!" which are the ugliest thing a woman can have; it makes you very pear-shaped and anyways I would love to just push that chunk inward w/ a jet spray lipo anyone?

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    Wink Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.

    Quote Originally Posted by Killjoy
    My problem is I can never stick w/ a program.
    uh yeah me too ^

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    Default Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.

    nice...and i was going to resort to scrubbing my butt with coffee grounds...ill have to check this out!
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    Default Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.

    When I go to the spa I stand in the "high pressure bubbles zone" until it hurts. I'm sure if I did it regularly I'd get rid of my cellulite. But I go to the spa like twice a year
    Nope.

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    Default Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.

    I've started being really good lately. I've only been doing it for about 2 weeks but I can see improvements already.

    I drink a lot of water throughout the day, I do leg and bum exercises every morning and night (they take less than 5 minutes but are really effective), I do 30 minutes 3 times a week on my treadmill and I take my dog on a big walk twice a week.
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    Default Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.

    ^^^ True, water can do wonders!

    Regular exercise obviously too, but for those who are too lazy for it just drink liters of water every day!

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    I started to do bum exercises everyday with my TheraBand a week ago. Ouch, those deep muscles don't like to be disturbed, it hurts!

    I have been doing a lot of "aqua-jogging" with my Speedo belt but lately I've been noticing it increases the diameter of my thighs Not enough to be noticeable, but enough to make my favourite non-stretch jeans VERY uncomfortable, and I noticed other pants felt tighter also, even though my weight is always the same. UGH!
    Nope.

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    Default Re: Ladies, I may well have found the solution to cellulite.

    Quote Originally Posted by Barbara
    I started to do bum exercises everyday with my TheraBand a week ago. Ouch, those deep muscles don't like to be disturbed, it hurts!

    I have been doing a lot of "aqua-jogging" with my Speedo belt but lately I've been noticing it increases the diameter of my thighs Not enough to be noticeable, but enough to make my favourite non-stretch jeans VERY uncomfortable, and I noticed other pants felt tighter also, even though my weight is always the same. UGH!
    Barbara this is not your case because you're young, but what you said got me thinking about something: the older a woman gets the more difficult it becomes to get rid of those bumps and lumps because they become harder as the fat in them becomes more and more disconnected from the other cells (sorry for the very unprofessional explanation and description ), and it eventually reaches a stage when liposuction is the only solution left

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