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    Default Bird poop facials for $180

    Who comes up with this shit? (pun intended)

    Bird Poop: Expensive Shit

    With all the shit you put on your face did you ever think about putting actual shit on your face? Apparently some people do. A spa in New York City offers a $180 "Geisha Facial" that includes one special ingredient: bird poop. Nightingale droppings have been used for centuries in Japan by Geisha and Kabuki dancers to take off their stage makeup and remove wrinkles. But isn't $180 a bit much to have someone rub shit on your face and take away a bit of your dignity while they are doing it? The answer is yes! Especially considering we found it for less than 20 bucks online. [Reuters, Chidoriya]

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    I have two birds and the idea of putting their shit on my face skeeves me out.

    It costs big bucks to look beautiful. Day spa around here for two was almost 500 bucks. Swedish sea salt massage (that hurt like heck) a facial plus luncheon - I should have been born rich. I'm surprised to find I like being pampered.

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    I can shit on your face for 5 bucks.
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    I can shit on your face for 5 bucks.
    nah I think you'd like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grimmlok View Post
    I can shit on your face for 5 bucks.
    You're awesome! I busted out loud laughing at that comment.

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