Oh god I want to go home or at least for it to go dark outside very quickly. I am severely paranoid.
I'm getting ready for my Christmas Work Party on Friday and have been 'pampering' this week, after a bath I have been spraying fake tan all over me and the colour has been building up really nicely. Well I don't know what happened last night, maybe I was in a rush but all the mist must have settled on my left foot.
I had no idea until this morning, I was in such a mega rush and put on the skirt, blouse and sandals I had ironed last night. (well not the sandals obviously). Had I known I would have ironed my pants and put ankle boots on - but no time.
Anyway running through the carpark this morning - it hit me!! WTF is up with my foot?!! Orange is an understatement. the whole left foot and toes are a deep dirty orange colour. But what could I do? I'm in work already, and late. Trying my very hardest to cut down on going to the toilets, making drinks too often etc. The desk is my saviour.
I had to go out at dinner and I swear I am being stared at, A car full of perverted old men whistled at me and I shot them my most disgusted look ever as if to say you sicko's, then horror of horrors . . . They started laughing histerically at me. Maybe I'm paranoid or my 'nasty face' is highly amusing I don't know but I got stared at in the shop too my an old lady and a young boy.
Help please, any advice needed to get rid of this rancid colour. I'm already planning a long hot soak in the bath tonight and loads of scrubbing but any additional advice would be greatly appreciated.
EDIT: I Cannot believe 8 of you have read my dilemma and not one of you cares, you heartless lot!