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    I'm just going to piss off everyone in here right now:

    Tatoos are ugly on everybody, all the time, anywhere on the body. Period.

    And more disgustingly--worth noting--is that they do NOT age well. Yes, I know you are 22 and independent and artistic and free thinking....

    But think about this. The body that you're living in? It's the only one you get. No warranty no replacements. That tatoo on your arm/shoulder/boob/belly/butt is gonna be with you for the rest of your life. When you're 40. When you're 50. After you have aged 20 years and put on 20 pounds. And that green splotch on your leg at 35 isn't going to be cute anymore, and at 45 it's going to be hideous.

    Get some felt tip markers and make art on yourself. Buy some paint and have at it. Then in a couple of days when you're tired of it and it looks smeary and stupid, wash it off.

    Ladies, women, girls--please no more ugly tatoos. I'm begging you.

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    EAT A.... My money, my body, and you don't have to look at them!!
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    Why thank you for making this post, it's cured me of my ignorant ways! You say people AGE? Get out of here! I had NO idea.

    I shall now proceed to have my tattoo lasered out, because I always let strangers on the Internet dictate how I live.
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    "Ladies, women, girls--please no more ugly tatoos. I'm begging you."

    But it's ok for guys to get them? Or perhaps you'd never consider berating someone with a penis for doing whatever they choose to their body??

    Throw me a bone here, I'm eager to know why you pulled the gender card.
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    I knew you'd be pissed. Have at it.

    Tatoos are ugly. You may be beautiful, but your tatoo is not.

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    i have two and i love them and what they were put there for. i am not going to regret doing what i did because i did it for a reason not because i got drunk or was high. and one day if IF i get tired of them then i will remove them but i doubt that will happen. thanks for the input and the open mind.

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    You know where you can stick that flying pig hat of yours
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    You might be mistaking sarcasm and amusement for anger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by azoria View Post
    I knew you'd be pissed. Have at it.

    Tatoos are ugly. You may be beautiful, but your tatoo is not.

    Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of a Troll in a flying pig hat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by azoria View Post
    I knew you'd be pissed. Have at it.

    Tatoos are ugly. You may be beautiful, but your tatoo is not.
    It's spelled

    tattoos...and mine are..jealous much..not all women can pull them off!!
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    Ugly tattoos, badly done, with limited artistic ability are fucking hideous. For instance.. tramp stamps. Ick.

    Tattoos are also not done so they look good in old age.. that's not the point of them.

    But a blanket statement saying all tattoos on women are ugly just because YOU say so is just stupid.
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    You know FF could've done a better job ranting about tattoos.

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    No troll. I'm serious.

    Look at the pics of Angelina Jolie with some kind of secret code stenciled on the inside of her arm--is that good?

    Some beautiful girl named Kate or Katie or Kay D whose legs look like a Sunday cartoon page. Amy Winehouse?

    I know most of you are on the west coast where the tatoo culture is large and accepted. I knew this post would take lots of flak. I'm ok with that.

    If I can make just one girl think twice about getting a permanent tramp stamp smudge across her butt, I'll be happy.

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    I'm 37, the first inking I got was at 23, birthday gift to myself and 14 yrs later it looks the same as the day I got it! Now with that said I did CHOOSE to do it, I chose to wait until I knew what I wanted and I have only put things on my body that are meaningful to me. I have gotten three more over the years, one of which was a second wedding band that both my husband and I got together, ankle bands. It is a form of art and is for the wearer to enjoy not those looking.

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    I think a lot of it has to do with who has it, what they are, where they're placed, and the artistry behind them.

    Tramp stamps: no artistry. Might as well get a barbed wire around your bicep too.

    I like Angelinas.. it's not too much, it has meaning, it's pretty minimal and it doesnt jump out screaming LOOK AT MY FUCKING DAY GLO COLORED ARM SLEEVE FROM HELL WITH SKULLS AND FLAMES AND SOME BARE BOOBED MOTORCYCLE CHICK!
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