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    So I hope this goes here. Ive been traveling for work for the past year. If yall want your kids to make money go to a trade school or get a two year degree. Thats where the
    big bucks are. the health field is hard up for help. Off topic. Anyhoo. While traveling ive been trying new things. After waxing i tried sugaring in Alabama (dont go there the south is racist as shit and now i believe in stereotypes). Well unlike waxing I never expected the rubdown prior to applying the silly putty looking sugar mix and the rubdown after. Holy hell if a hot man was doing that Id be so wet. They have to rub some liquid on you to clean the skin and that felt fantastic for my bikini line. it takes longer than waxing but hair doesnt have to be long so thats a plus. Con was longer than waxing and more expensive but dear God I almost want to get my butthole sugared. Im not very hairy but I would do it for the butthole rubdown. Who else had sugaring experience?

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    Why do you have hair ripped from your rectum?
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    Omg, Chatterweb, is that you??
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    Quote Originally Posted by greysfang View Post
    Why do you have hair ripped from your rectum?
    She does it right before a colonoscopy. C'mon Greys...
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    Brookie, your avatar is my exact response to this post
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    Has anybody tried maple syruping yet? It's similar to sugaring, but you smell like Vermont down below?

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    Da fuq?
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    I did sugaring once for a date, legs and nether regions. Well, because all women do it and it's in style, everybody was raving about it. No way in life would I ever do it again.
    I had it done in two day sessions, because the pain was so overpowering. I just pulled this thing through, because I already paid for it.
    The results were ok, but so totally not worth the pain and the ridiculous positions you have to hold your legs and bum (I was on all fours once! ) so the sugaring lady can reach all nooks and crannies.
    Never ever again. The good old shave with razors and shaving foam is good enough for me and not as expensive.

    I don't care for any fancy sugaring smells - why even maple syrup? Pussies already smell good as they come if you wash, shower etc. down their regularly and don't use aggressive stuff that destroys the natural flora.
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    I thought this was about working as a sugar baby. Nevermind.
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    ^ That would have been more interesting. Maybe that's why one sugars.
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    Has anybody tried roadtarring, where they use an asphalt mixture instead of sugar and then paint two solid yellow lines down the middle when they're done?

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    the things you learn...
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    Omg this thread is too fucking funny lol!
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    well i do think people that have their ass crack waxed are weird but damn i want to feel that rubdown. and for me waxing and sugaring did not hurt. guess sugaring is better for sensitive skin mofo's. i cant believe some of yall had no clue what i was talking about. no sex involved. just hair removal but it was so sensual. where the hell does maple come into play? its sugar lemon and water. weirdos. this coming from someone who wants their butthole rubbed.

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