You know, the Chanel No.5 that actually smells great on someone else but like cat pee on you. My list is too long to bore you with because almost everything smells like Eau de Urine Feline on me, the latest disaster being a tester for Hermes Jardin Sur Le Toit. It's supposed to evoke a summer garden with roses, grass and fruits. On me it's like that revolting "Rose water" we used to make as kids by putting rose petals in a jar of water which then turns into green, stinking, rotten mush.
My sister wears Diorissimo and it smells absolutely divine on her. On me, rancid polecat.