The First Sign of the Bedazzled Armpit Hair Extensions Trend Has Surfaced
by Ashley Hoffman ( ) Wednesday, December 3rd 2014 at 3:13 pm
Perusing the glorious cotton candy colored armpits of Tumblr, we found the first sign ever of a brand new armpit look.
Youíve already heard about women dyeing their armpit hair, but if youíre as serious about your rainbow pits as this French trendsetter, celebrating that we are human women takes effort and accessories.
Because some men tend to view women who donít annihilate body hair as mean, lazy criminals, this is a powerful statement that communicates strength, whimsy, and itís also a sign that this woman might be a princess. Unfortunately, it looks like it might be uncomfortable. As you see, itís dyed not one, but two bright colors, itís decorated with stick-ons, which might get itchy, and dangling with shiny extensions the color of sunshine and lilac fields. It calls to mind the tail of a magical pony. Maybe you thought throwing out your razors would be a feminist statement that would save you grooming time, but this beginning of a trend proves otherwise.
Waving your arms around like you just donít care just got even more involved.