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    Default Best Anti-Aging Regimen

    It's not a product at all -- nor botox. It's lifestyle. Yup, lots of hard work. I call it holistic. Starting with exercise (detox -- that's why your skin looks good after sweating), stress-free (as much as possible), no-smoking (or moving out of freeways), complete 8-hours sleep, diet of fish (omega 3 fatty acid baby), vege, nuts and fruits.

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    No way. I thought exfoliating with glass shards and a diet of coffee and cigarettes helped best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brah View Post
    No way. I thought exfoliating with glass shards and a diet of coffee and cigarettes helped best.
    Funny as hell! (And I just came from thread about semen for anti-aging regimen).

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    I actually use glass shards and semen as an exfoliator.
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    ^I've heard that a semen mask is really best when freshly applied, preferably directly from the source. Similar to water from springs, you know?
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    damn, I was gonna post about my semen facial mask routine but y'all beat me to it.

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    I find that a pearl necklace is great for the neck area.
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    Girls love pearls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Audrey Reynolds View Post
    Funny as hell! (And I just came from thread about semen for anti-aging regimen).
    Semen is sooooo 2014. The latest thing I heard being touted was urine for everything from brightening your complexion to nerfing pimples. I think I'll stick with soap and water.

    Ps: I can't have fruit juices or fish as I'm intolerant to both, you take away my smokes and I'm going to be so far away from stress free that you'll need a motherfucking telescope to see me and the last time I got 8 hours straight sleep was probably under the influence of a prescription for sweet, sweet co-codamol.

    I'm going to be a raddled old cunt and have decided to make the best of it by growing superfluous chin hairs and terrifying as many small children as possible.
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    I read nerfing pimples as nerfing nipples.
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    You nerf what you want, and the rest of us will nerf what WE want.
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    So is anyone going to try piss facials? Gargling it or chugging it? Anyone?
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    When I'm done with glass shards and semen. I don't like to subject my face to too many things at once.
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    Well this wasn't at all a pointless thread.
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    Some really great tips.
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