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    Default Ridiculous Pinterest nail 'art'

    am i the only one who is utterly perplexed by this ridiculous trend? after the twee, retarded bridal shit, i'd say the nail art and the pointless DIY projects are 2nd place for most ridiculous pinterest trend.
    who has time to do this? and more importantly, who actually thinks this crap looks good? first of all, the nails are too long and square in most cases and second of all, did i mention it looks ridiculous?











    but i do love the failed attempts at pinterest nails:











    the other thing that annoys the piss out of me is the bitches who have nothing better than to find 100 different and equally twee ways to braid their hair.
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    The watermelon nails would be adorable on a little girl or preteen. The rest of them scare me.

    Has anyone ever seen the caviar (or whatever it's called) nails on a person in real life? Are they as freaky as they seem in photos?
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    Dumb + Who has time for this shit?
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    I hate nail art.

    Those nonpareils on my nails would make me crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by witchcurlgirl View Post
    I hate nail art.

    Those nonpareils on my nails would make me crazy.
    I imagine they end up everywhere, too.
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    It's the fitness inspiration quotes and pictures that all of my so not fit friends post that make me insane. "Going to so do this!" "700 push ups 800 sit ups 1200 jumping jacks, I can do this!" No you aren't and no you can't. You are going to sit on the internet another 3 hours then eat some cookies. And so am I. So knock it off.
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    ^^^^
    yeah the fitness inspiration quotes suck ass but the plain old inspirational ones make me want to eat nails too.
    i.e. this shit:


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    i like the ombre ones.
    can't post pics because my computer's broken and i'm stupid

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    ^Yeah I didn't want to be the first to say it but the blackish ombre ones are kinda cool. But I like the nail fail ones better.

    ETA: Looking at that first ombre one again I'm scared - what kind of jaundiced waxy hand is attached to those nails? Zombies? Vampires with Hepatitis?
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    Yeah, truthfully, I'd like this on a shorter nail.
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    ^I had nail polish once that was heat-activated, so the nail bed would be one color and the tip a different shade. Pretty cool, but it dried up in the bottle too fast.
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    A friend of mine did ombre nails on me and it was bad ass.
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    I think the ombré and watermelon ones would be cute on a little girl. I sometimes do polka dots or simple designs like hearts on my 5 year old's nails, but I think I am too old for most nail art. My girls love it though, although I don't have art skills beyond basic stuff.
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    I like some of them. I think it's great that people have extra time to do their nails like some that seem to take a long time.

    Has anyone seen bubble nails? They are thick, like each nails is a clubbed nail. UGLY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pinkbunnyslippers View Post
    I like some of them. I think it's great that people have extra time to do their nails like some that seem to take a long time.

    Has anyone seen bubble nails? They are thick, like each nails is a clubbed nail. UGLY!
    I just googled "bubble nails" because I had never even heard of it and OMFG that is some of the most horrific shit I have ever seen! It looks like a weird finger infection or birth defect. So awful!
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