Ok, I'll try to make this quick......(I highly doubt it's possible for me, but I'll try)
Last week, I got really sick. Like can't remember 4 days of my life sick. I don't know what the fuck happened!! I can't remember much but one night I was pissed because I was getting pretty weak and my throat was scratchy. I figured well, what my kids brought home from school, I now have. I woke up in my bed 4 days later. The little flashes of memories I get are of me falling down, throwing up, shivering, fighting with my mom(We don't get along, but my poor son didn't know who to call since he didn't know what was wrong.) Crying, and that's about it.
Long story longer, turns out I had a wicked high fever which made me delirious(I only thought that happened in movies) and some crazy mutant bug that has been going around.
I NEVER get sick. I just don't. With 3 kids, my body has built up a steel clad army of anti-bodies.
ANYWAY......Being in bed that whole time, my ass length hair is one solid matte. It's horrible. I'm not even exaggerating. I can't even begin to describe how seriously solid of a mess it is.
I guess the only way I can think of is, picture a dog with long hair that the owner neglected. It's a shell of hair on my head. a comb flees in terror when it comes close to it.
I have tried deep conditioner(tons) the spray for getting tangles out(This is Waaaaay beyond tangled though. think solid mass)
I am a vain person when it comes to my hair. I love it. I always did everything you can think of to keep it healthy and long. If there is one thing I am super proud & stuck-up about, it's my hair. It's thick. REALLY thick. Long, and just something I made sure was always healthy. I braided it every night so it wouldn't get tangled, I used quality products to keep it shiny & happy.
I don't want to cut it short, I DO NOT look good in short hair, but I am desperate.
You guys are my last hope. Do you have any ideas on what would help get my hair somewhat normal without having to cut it?