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    Default Tajazzle, the Stupidest Product (and Informercial) Ever

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OxtHSQLiZE[/YOUTUBE]

    Attention, ladies: Feeling insecure about... you-know-what?You might want to watch this infomercial for "Tajazzle" a three-step system to help you "Stay Dry And Smell Fresh Where It Gets Hot." Dry and "fresh"-smelling! Just the way men like it.



    Tajazzle, the Stupidest Product (and Informercial) Ever
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    This from the comments section says it all

    "This infomercial is like a porn flick with the sexy time edited out. Except the acting's not as nuanced"
    What I really want to know is whether it makes your poop glow in the dark after eating it! ~ Kittylady

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    Swarovski, how could you?!?!

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    Ok. I didn't get what the hell it was for for the first 2 minutes than I laughed my fuckin ass off! Do people really do this shit?!?

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    "Imagine your lover's surprise when they run their hand over your plastic gems and quickly flinch away thinking you have some weird flesh disease!"
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    So. Klassy.
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    I could not stop laughing, I love the Tara Reid look-a-like only less used up at the gym and the other one that was like more robotic that all the others, that tajazzle shit is golden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GOD DAMNED HONEY!!!!!!!!!!

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    Tajazzle is the shizz.
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    Geez, this infomercial is stupider than stupid, and so is anyone who would order this crap.

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    i'm still not even sure what it is after 5 minutes.

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