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    Default Your facial plastic surgery was botched...

    Choose one:

    1) Eyes and nose that look decent enough. You have big cheek implants like Madonna and crooked melted lips like Joan Van Ark and Priscilla Presley.

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    2) Wildenstein eyes, Kim Kardashian nose, normal cheeks and Lisa Rinna lips.
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    Wildenstein anything is absolutely out of the question. I'd choose #1 and hope for miraculous advances in lip correction surgery.

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    3) paper bag over head or never leave the house. There is no other option.

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    god...touch choice

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    I'd have to work with the lip situation. Those freaking eyes of cat woman are just too scary.
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    I'd wear a burqa.
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    Imagine Wildenstein eyes, an MJ nose, Madonna cheekbones, and Joan van Ark lips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Penny Lane View Post
    Imagine Wildenstein eyes, an MJ nose, Madonna cheekbones, and Joan van Ark lips.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    I'd wear a burqa.
    this!

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