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    Default Today in Vag-Trends: Vatooing

    Vajazzle, consider yourself the overdone and out of style scrunchy of below-the-belt grooming (someone, tell Snooki). The one-upper, according to a trustworthy source on the matter, is Vatooing, which is actually nether-region body paint that lasts seven days without friction, which shouldn't be a problem because potential mates will probably be scared away by your artistic interpretation of the way your God-given parts should appear.

    So, I guess you want to see the video of this all going down, huh? This was definitely a little uncomfortable to watch in the office -- I wanted to give an explanation whenever someone passed my cubicle, but alas, I wouldn't have the slightest idea what to say, except no wonder no one has touched these ladies in a while.

    [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr4yPNGHy_4[/YOUTUBE]



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    Because an airbrushed 69 "tattoo" on your snatch that glows under a blacklight is the height of classiness.

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    wonder how much these twats pay for that crap??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Laurent View Post
    Because an airbrushed 69 "tattoo" on your snatch that glows under a blacklight is the height of classiness.
    It's klassy indeed. Wonder if Mel has one?
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    People have too much time on their hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusInFauxFurs View Post
    It's klassy indeed. Wonder if Mel has one?
    Hello motherfucker! And for the record, NO I do not have anybody paint anything on my cookie. nor is it pierced or tattooed or even waxed. Now, leave me (and my cookie) be!
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    Vatooing should be a planet in the Star Wars universe.
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    Ptooey!
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    I have a friend who's a tattoo artist; he was at a convention a couple weeks ago and had a girl ask for a tat in the vag area, JUST above the lippage region....he did it, but he said it was a very err...odd experience.
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    ^ eeeeek I cannot imagine wanting to get my ladybits stabbed with a needle at a million pokes a minute. Even worse is piercings down there! The horror!

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    What the hell is happening with women, they seem to be growing stupider by the day

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    I saw a picture in a tattoo magazine of a woman who'd had her entire inner vag lips and surrounding area tattooed to look like a Maori mask so that when she spread her legs it looked like it was roaring at you. Even just the idea of that makes my eyes water. Unfortunately (or fortunately) I can't find a picture of it on the net, but I did find this one (NSFW, obviously) http://www.genspot.com/Handlers/Phot...&photo_id=2569 I also found this cool amputation tattoo (not for anyone who is squeamish about amputations) http://www.woosk.com/wp-content/uplo...art_tattoo.jpg
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