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    Unhappy Is my butt too flat?

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    http://www.benisadork.com/images/robot/mybutt.gif

    Is it shapely? Or is it a pancake? Would you still tap it either way?

    I've been thinking of getting butt implants... would that be a good idea??

    Please be honest with me. I NEED to know.
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    OMg. I think it's only fairly attractive tbh. You should definitely work on your ballsnarfling to make up for it.

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    Maybe if you ballsnarffle the plastic surgeon he'll give you a discount?
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    trying too hard
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    Flat. Probably hairy. I'd say, just from giving the photo a cursory glance, you're in trouble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beeyotch View Post
    OMg. I think it's only fairly attractive tbh. You should definitely work on your ballsnarfling to make up for it.
    Only fairly attractive? That just tanked the already lack of self-esteem I got. Besides, if it's only FAIRLY ATTRACTIVE, the guys down the street won't probably notice it. I might not have any balls to sniff if I don't have SOMEONE pay attention to my butt. =(

    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy2.0 View Post
    trying too hard
    What do you mean? This is serious business here.
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    You have azz for days!
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    Yea, cause this looks nice.



    Jokes aside, dont get butt implants, you'll regret it later. Look for pants that enhance your lower half. There are sites that show you how to work with what you got, google is your friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queen Mab View Post
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    http://www.benisadork.com/images/robot/mybutt.gif

    Is it shapely? Or is it a pancake? Would you still tap it either way?

    I've been thinking of getting butt implants... would that be a good idea??

    Please be honest with me. I NEED to know.


    Don't get butt implants. You want a lift, right? Try one of these butt enhancers.

    Rock the fuck on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Queen Mab View Post
    Only fairly attractive? That just tanked the already lack of self-esteem I got. (
    okay you asked people to be honest.
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    I want to lick your anus. Is that too forward?

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    ^^


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    Eat tons of fast food and don't exercise. Your ass will be bigger before you know it.
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    ^^Not just the ass..baby gonna have front, back, and side to side!!

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    I want to lick your anus. Is that too forward?
    I just threw up a lot....
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    that looks like a boys ass

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