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- Massive Tornado (F5) Hits Oklahoma City...
- Ancient Mayan pyramid destroyed to make roads
- Malcolm X's Grandson Malcolm Shabazz Killed in Mexico City
- Frantic 911 call leads to 3 missing women in Ohio
- Bride, 4 friends die in a fire in bachelorette limo
- Teen faces federal charges for bad science project
- Evidence of Cannibalism Among the Early Jamestown Settlers
- Twins born a grueling 87 days apart set world record
- Yugoslavia's exiled Queen Maria Repatriated For Burial
- TX Man: After 34 Years My Partner’s Sister Forced Us Apart
- Catholic midwives win right to object over abortion planning in Scotland
- Waco TX Fertilizer Plant Explosion Sends 120 to Hospitals, Levels Homes, Businesses
- Bizarre email exchange between state senator and displeased constituent
- DJ Peter Rauhofer Diagnosed with Brain Tumor
- Same Sex Marriage Legalised in New Zealand
- Because humanity isn't dead
- Mother Violently Ditches Baby So She Can Beat Up Woman for ‘Disrespecting Her Baby'
- Gay Man Arrested At Hospital After Refusing To Leave Bedridden Partner
- Australian couple caught by Google Street View
- Flaunt Magazine Is Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
- Chile exhumes body of Pablo Neruda
- Annette Funicello, Original Mouseketeer, Dead at 70
- Margaret Thatcher Is Dead
- Christian Bale Helps Cheer Up Young Cancer Patient
- Biology Teacher Faces Investigation for Use Of Word ‘Vagina’ in Anatomy Lesson
- New Jersey Man wins the big lottery
- ‘Whale bone porn’ at Vancouver museum should be censored, says offended mom
- Wealth and income inequality is permanent
- Dad's love letter to gay teen son
- God hates Fred Phelps
- Jehovah Witness dad battles school district
- CO Civil Union Bill passes first hurdle
- Intern killed by Lion at Fresno County Wild Cat Park
- No Suit, Sherlock: Doyle Estate is Embroiled in Public Domain Legal Battle
- Cause of The Hindenburg Disaster...Hydrogen and Static...Well, duh.
- Nurse refuses to perform CPR, citing policy and stress. Woman dies as result.
- 7-year-old suspended for biting Pop Tart into gun shape
- Expectant NYC parents killed in car crash, baby survives
- Man Swallowed by Sinkhole in Florida
- Conn. Amber Alert canceled after grandmother & grandkids found dead in murder/suicide
- US dairy industry petitions FDA to approve aspartame as unlabled additive
- Assemblyman Dov Hikind, King of One-Way Sensitivity, Partied in Blackface Yesterday
- "World's Worst Tattoo" gets fixed
- 10 Year-Old Boy calls 911 On His Mother To Avoid Bedtime. Hilarious!!
- Rain of spiders filmed in Brazil
- Pregnant teen wins abortion case against her parents
- Sorry-Ass Sucker Slaps Toddler on Plane, Loses His Job
- A METEOR the size of a bus exploded ...........
- Carnival cruise ship passengers face "horrific" conditions after engine fire
- Coroner Says Coca-Cola Addiction Responsible for Woman’s Death
- Monopoly get rids of the iron and adds a cat
- Don't Ever Flip Off Judge Jorge Rodriguez-Chomat
- FL man gets a DUI - INSIDE a Wal-Mart
- Richard III: skeleton found under carpark is the king
- Body of Missing Air Force Pilot Found in the Adriatic
- Pastor Who Left Sanctimonious Tip Gets Waitress Fired from Applebee’s
- BP Oil Tycoon's Grandson dies in Texas
- Tensions linger in US over WW2 “comfort women” plaques
- Attempted Murder on Rick Ross this Morning
- At least 245 killed in Brazil nightclub fire
- Ex-IRA woman Dolours Price is found dead in Dublin
- Fearing Parent-Teacher Night, Kid Stages Fake Abduction
- A-Hole Refused Service in Houston Restaurant After Making Rude Comment About Boy
- Inconceivable: Flight Passenger Asked to Remove ‘Intimidating’ Inigo Montoya Tee
- 5 People Shot At 3 Different Gun Shows On Gun Appreciation Day
- Whole Foods CEO John Mackey Says He Regrets Comparing Obamacare To 'Fascism'
- Woman’s eBay Auction Goes Viral After She Includes Naked Photo -NSFW
- Deaf Twins Pick Euthanasia Over Going Blind; Couldn’t Bear Not Seeing Each Other
- Woman Drives for 900 Miles Instead of 90 Thanks to GPS Error (and Total Stupidity)
- Mexican Restaurant Sorry-Not-Sorry for Racially Insensitive Employee Uniform
- Cat Arrested For Break-In at Brazilian Prison
- Why the Devil loves anal
- Amsterdam plans to create 'scum villages' for 'antisocial' tenants
- Kansas Wants Sperm Donor to Pay Child Support
- Hillary Clinton treated for blood clot in her head
- Racist Homeowner Claims His Effigy of Barack Obama Eating Watermelon Isn’t Racist
- Russian Parliament Passes Ban On US Adoptions, goes to Putin for signing
- Iowa Court: Bosses Can Fire 'Irresistible' Workers
- PETA giving fur coats to homeless women - gets targeted by Animal Liberation Front
- Five Female Polio Workers Were Shot in Pakistan Today
- Richard Engle - Missing in Syria
- Waitresses Sue Former Employer for Forcing Them to Party With Male Customers
- The HIV Virus: A Possible Cure for Leukemia? HIV saves the life of a 7-year-old girl
- Smart Cups Detect Date Rape Drugs
- A Haunting Exhibit Looks Back At The Nazi Persecution of Homosexuals
- ‘Bigger boobies’ Hallmark card for teens sparks Twitter outrage
- Alleged Airplane Stowaway Falls Out of Gear Pod on Final Approach at Heathrow
- Switched Baby Breastfed By Wrong Mom
- New device lets crooks crack many hotel locks
- Carnival Shamed Into Allowing Drag Queens On Its Drag Queen Cruise
- Four-week-old baby boy bled to death following home circumcision
- Longest coma patient ever passes away after 42 YEARS
- Doctors call for birth control to be sold over the counter
- Mother Pregnant With Twin Boys Kills Herself Because She Wanted a Girl
- Now E-Textbooks Can Report Back on Students’ Reading Habits
- BP to pay record fine for Gulf oil spill
- Woman dies after abortion request is refused at Irish hospital
- "Omnishambles" and "gif" are Oxford Dictionary's words of the year
- Great White Sharks and Penis Worms Ahhh!
- Kevin Clash- VOICE OF ELMO DENIES SEX W/ UNDERAGE BOY
- Veterans' Day, not just an American Holiday
- CIA chief David Petraeus resigns, reportedly over affair
- Elephants pay respects to activist
- Meet "Ridiculously Good-looking Surgery Baby"
- Guatemala rocked by magnitude 7.4 earthquake
- Child dies after fall into zoo exhibit and being attacked by African painted dogs
- Chinese man sues his wife for being 'ugly'
- Florida woman spotted masturbating inside a Starbucks
- Abandoned baby with umbilical cord still attached miraculously survives chilly Texas
- Huge cannabis plant grown by elderly couple seized
- 9-year-old girl shot after relative mistakes her for skunk
- 2 Off Duty Officers Fatally Shoot Naked Woman
- Hey Texans! "Big Tex" Burned, Ya'll!!!
- Your surname and your social status
- Guy gets dumped by girlfriend - then wins $30 Million Lottery
- Homophobic Boy Scouts of America Harbored Thousands of Child Molesters
- Florida Siblings Go to Massachusetts and Claim They Were Having Sex, Not Stealing TV
- Bodyform Replies to Man's Facebook Rant with Awe-Inspiring Sarcasm
- Chick-Fil-A Ad Proclaims 'Only A Fruitcake Wouldn't Love Our Party Trays'
- Anonymous Names Names: Outing the Man Who Allegedly Drove Amanda Todd to Suicide
- High School pep rally's racist display -blackface skit of Chris Brown beating Rihanna
- The 25 Richest People Who Ever Lived – Inflation Adjusted
- Homosexuality Will Lead to Enslavement of Humanity by Ducks Warns Homeschooled Teen
- Florida Passes Plan For Racially-Based Academic Goals
- Radio Show Caller Suggests Deer Crossing Signs To Blame for Her Collisions With Deer
- Mysterious Giant Eyeball Washes Ashore in Florida
- Olive Garden, Red Lobster Cut Back Work Hours to Avoid Paying for Health Insurance
- Texas first state to raise speed limit to 85 mph
- Florida Man Dies After Competing In Roach Eating Contest
- High school students suspended for possession of energy mints
- Your right to resell your own stuff is in peril
- Manhattan HS guidance counselor stripped of job over steamy-photo past
- University of Texas Students Are ‘Bleach Bombing’ Their Black Peers
- Manatee-riding woman photographed
- CBS WKBT News Anchor's On-Air Response to Viewer Calling Her Fat
- Roadkill-to-go? Chinese Restaurant shuts down after deer carcass found in kitchen
- Bacon's Revenge - Oregon Farmer eaten by his hogs
- Bonnie and Clyde’s Guns Stay Together Thanks to a Creepy, Romantic Collector
- NJ Teen Fakes her abduction with help of twitter
- The Sikh woman who stood up to online abuse about her facial hair
- Hong Kong billionaire offers $64 Million for man who will marry his gay daughter
- Fox News apologizes profusely after airing suicide live on U.S. television
- Priest embroiled in ivory smuggling controversy
- Bacon shortage coming says the Brits
- Teen Embroiled in Horrifying Joint Custody Battle With Her Rapist
- Controversial 'Anti-jihad' ads go up in New York subway
- Bullied teen is voted on to homecoming court as cruel prank
- Texas Teen ‘Covered in Bruises’ Following Paddling by Her Male Vice Principal
- “Sorry, we only help men”: Raped girl turned away by Salvation Army
- Sultan of Brunei's Daughter's Wedding May Cost $20 Million, is Going on for a Week
- Ohio Woman finds out her late husband was actually her father
- Consumer Reports -Inorganic Arsenic in 60 Rice Products
- ‘I Like the Way the Fur Feels’: One Man’s Impassioned Defense of Donkey-Rape
- Walmart tears up woman's money; gets sued
- Prince Harry's Presence Motivated Taliban to Attack British Afghanistan Base
- 82-Year-Old Nun Breaks into the ‘Fort Knox of Uranium’ to Expose Lax Security
- "Become a Partner in"... whaaaat? School Banner Has A Very "Public" Typo
- Fashion Week Fisticuffs-Editor Slaps PR Woman, Who Then Sues for $1 Million
- Rock Hill woman’s ex-boyfriend found living in her attic
- Hooters Hostess Gives Korean Couple Receipt That Reads ‘Chinx’
- Chicago’s Striking Teachers Take Protest Too Far
- Germany’s Former First Lady Sues to Stop the Internet from Calling Her a Prostitute
- Avril Lavigne or Sir John A MacDonald to get statue in Napanee
- Judge Approves First-Ever Sex Reassignment Surgery for Transgendered Inmate
- Naked Man Walks Out of Woods During Unrelated News Report
- Cardinal says Catholic Church '200 years out of date'
- Rev. Sun Myung Moon, religious and political figure, dies in South Korea at 92
- New Jersey teen killed after sticking head out of party bus
- 50 Shades of Grey sex scenes 'are like crimes of Fred West', says women's refuge boss
- Deaf boy asked to change name in sign language
- Gay couple sues United Continental over sex toy incident
- Video: 550-Pound World War II Era Bomb is Detonated in Munich
- Hurricane Isaac
- Idiot Killed While Trying To Create Bigfoot Sighting
- Montreal Bride Drowns in River During Photo Shoot - In Wedding Dress
- Astronaut Neil Armstrong dead at 82
- Family of four stranded at airport for six days
- Rapists can seek parental rights
- Oklahoma Valedictorian Denied Diploma After Using ‘Hell’ in Her Speech
- Anti-Suicide Nasal Spray
- Prehistoric Human Brain Found Pickled in Bog
- 'Girlfriend' of Costa Concordia ship captain wants compensation
- Aurora Massacre Joke Made Before Son of Victim May Get Professor Fired
- Costco Customers Call for ‘Americans Only’ Hours
- Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine: President Obama Staged the Aurora & Sikh Temple Killings
- Shooting at Texas A&M
- Religious circumcision of kids a crime - German court
- The Know-Nothing’s Guide to Pussy Riot, the Realest Punks Alive
- World’s Worst Son ‘Rubs Dog Defecation’ in Mom’s Face During Argument
- Naked Man Covered in Crisco Told Police He was ‘Looking for a Place to Party’
- Not having a Facebook correlates with mental insanity
- Denver preschool teacher accused of child porn
- Composer Marvin Hamlisch Dies
- Homosexuality 'can be cured by yoga'
- Big Court Win for Italian Men Who Act Like They Have Vaginas
- Teacher admits to slapping teen during confrontation over saggy pants
- After Failing to Pick Up Woman at Bar, Colorado Man Tries Peeing on Her Leg Instead
- Teen in Trouble for Tweeting Photo of Dying Man Instead of Helping Him Out
- Man Forced to Learn the Hard Way Not to Set Off Fireworks Inside His Own Ass
- Dominican Republic abortion ban stops treatment for pregnant teen with cancer
- Man cured of HIV?
- Black couple says racism forced wedding relocation
- Chex Mix, Rope, Diaper Found in 70-year-old's Throat
- Gay Marriage Brought $259 Million to New York City In a Single Year
- Greenland is melting
- Astronaut Sally Ride has died
- Katherine Jackson, Michael Jackson's mother, is missing
- 600-year-old linen bras found
- Man with world's largest penis arouses suspicion at airport, frisked by TSA
- Human Cyborg: McDonald’s Employees Assaulted Me For Wearing My Gear
- Boy Scouts of America keeps gay ban
- Utah Man writes life's confessions in his obituary
- Girl molested by a mob of 40 men in public while off-duty reporter films
- Dingo drags a sleeping teenaged girl
- Brain tartare and p*nis soup chefs persecuted in New Guinea
- Nine year old art prodigy is set to become millionaire
- Marathon sex sessions help world's fattest woman lose weight
- Congressman Barney Frank marries long-time partner
- Restaurant Owner Serves President Obama Breakfast - and DIES!
- Naked Man Accused of Rubbing One Out While Driving with Toy Pistol ‘in His Behind'
- Maria found a baby lifeless in the ditch - nursed her back to life
- Rape Victim Denied Morning After Pill By Prison Guard
- Arsonist dies in court after sentencing
- Supreme Court Rules in Favor of Obama on Health Care
- Colleges move toward absolute bans on smoking
- Student journalist assaulted in Tahrir Square
- Gad Beck, Last Known Gay Jewish Holocaust Survivor, Dead at 88
- Muslim man gets 11.5 years for threatening South Park writers
- Pastor and wife jailed for gambling away $430K from church
- Woman hit by ball sues Little Leaguer
- Only in Scotland: Aldi beats M&S and Waitrose to be named best supermarket by Which?
- Road Rage Turns Almost Deadly in California
- Fury over school bus video: Bus monitor "bullied"
- Couple Dissatisfied with the Quality of a Woman’s Volunteering Plant Drugs On Her
- Assisted-suicide ban struck down by B.C. court
- Tulane Law School Admits Convicted Murderer
- Rodney King found dead
- Man Who Saved Mouse from Being Eaten By Cat Catches Black Plague
- A Dingo DID take her baby, says Coroner
- Georgia Might End Adopt-A-Highway Program Over Application From KKK
- Father kills man he caught sexually assaulting his 4 y.o. daughter
- Teacher under fire for graduation speech for telling grads "they're not all special"
- Class Canoe Trip Turns to Sh*% After Chaperone Tricks Kids Into Eating Moose Poop
- Man Who Gave Woman Genital Herpes Ordered to Pay Nearly $1 Million in Damages
- Alex Jones Believes Bilderberg Attendees Ship in Gold-Covered Roasted Babies to Eat
- Man Threw Intestines At Officers After Stabbing Himself, Police Say
- Man dies in threesome, family wins $3 Million for malpractice
- Student wins $400 bet for having sex with teacher before his friends
- Mother chokes boy in mall for his comments about her daughter on Facebook